Pageant photos shouldn't look so creepy!

[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
Mouse on, mouse off…I can’t stop torturing myself.
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I happened to be listening to music when I clicked and started mousing in time to the music…it’s mesmerising

[QUOTE=Projammer]
If I were fem and found out my parents had done something like that I’d be lining up a team of lawyers for emotional distress.
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I know! “Honey, you’re not cute enough, so we’ve hired someone…”

[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
That’s not makeup, that’s frosting.
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Or cosmetic engineering.

[QUOTE=OpalCat]
Ooh does this mean I can post my parody again?
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Those websites scare me :X
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Gosh Opal! Yer cat shor is purty!

[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]
Mouse on, mouse off…I can’t stop torturing myself.
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Ugh.

“Good news dear! I found a nice man who can laminate you and replace all your body fluids with plastic! You’ll always be beautiful!”

[QUOTE=OpalCat]
Ooh does this mean I can post my parody again?
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Those websites scare me :X
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I love it!!!

In what universe do these people think this looks good??!! :confused: :confused: :confused:

[QUOTE=nyctea scandiaca]
I love it!!!

In what universe do these people think this looks good??!! :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Possibly Japan? It looks a lot like anime.

I… what… who

:eek:

This is wrong on so many levels.

[QUOTE=MagicEyes]
That’s not so bad. I was expecting a link to this.

Living Bratz dolls! :eek:

I don’t know why they even bother taking photos of the kids. It’s all photoshop.
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I have a bit of a low-grade headache and the background is actually making me feel nauseous.

Most of them don’t even look like the same person anymore. They look like someone with no artistic ability tried to do a drawing of a doll with the same general hairdo as the person.

In a couple of cases., the race appears to have changed. :slight_smile:

The whole thing makes me angry. I have to hold back to not send this person an email telling them how horrible they are and how awful what they’re doing is (and how awful they are at doing it!)

The infant who gets the headband put on looks like Satan.

That shit is horrific.

There was another thread about this or a similar site a while back… here it is.

[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
Isn’t there an island for these people somewhere… in mid-ocean, frequently swept by storms?
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The one little girl is (apparently) on the Isle of Hollywood Babes. A pedophiles wetdream.

Ugh, gross and ick. The hair looks horribly stiff and there too much of it; the dress style and choices are horrid; there is not one girl who looks better in the retouched shots. I am not sure I am relieved to see that this is not done to boys or dismayed that it is limited to girls.

Who needs to pretty up a baby? What is wrong with these mothers? (or fathers, but I don’t see them being arsed to do this stuff).

[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
Possibly Japan? It looks a lot like anime.
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No, not really. A lot of the retouched photos look flatter, but that’s true of animation generally.

I feel sick.