Paging All Chili-makers: Another Bowl of Texas Red

After reading these posts I have decided that the Jimson household will be having chili for diner Sunday.

As to my contribution to the growing chili wisdom here, I brown the beef cube in the fat from 3-4 pieces of good bacon (not the usual crap in the grocery but good 1/4 inch thick smoked bacon). Not to be waste full, if I don’t eat all the bacon as I cook, I crumble it and toss it in. It adds a subtle smoky flavor.

Just to cause trouble I’m going to admit, I like black beans in my chili but I cook them on the side.

By the way, the book “The Frugal Gourmet Cooks American” has a very nice discussion of chili along with some good and not so good recipes.

I’ll second Labdad’s suggestion to thicken with a masa/water paste. It adds a certain earthiness to the chili that really makes a difference.

Also, I like browning the meat in bacon fat as well. You can never get enough bacon fat in your diet.

Toasted whole cumin seeds are good, too. Adds a nice flavor burst when you bite into 'em.

I just knew it was a matter of time before this thread was hijacked by heretics.

I pray for all of your wayward souls.

Except for those of you that put potatoes in your chili. Verily, you are doomed to burn in some sort of watered-down, canned version of hell for all eternity.

Yeah, that potato thing is just weird.

Y’know, when you simmer the dried chiles and then pulp them, there really IS enough liquid so’s you can skip the tomatoes, if you want.

I put them in anyway, force of habit, but maybe I’ll leave them out next time.

Smells real good around here right now.

I lost all respect for Texas as the chili capital of the world after my brother (an Idaho native) and his wife (from Mt. Shasta country in California) won a chili cook-off in Austin.

I’m also a Terlingua vet, but as a contestant (CASI). The team I was on won the Arkansas and Louisiana State Chili Championships back in the mid eighties. We didn’t win at Turlingua, but Like Pantellerite we sure had a great time.

I usually use cheap meat like chuck, blade roasts, or rump roasts. Flank steak is top drawer, but london broil, sirloin, or tri-tip is very good too. I have also made chili from bear, elk, and javalena, and in my opinion, roadkill is OK if properly cleaned. I brown the meat first using pork fat. I use beer, and I also add some pork sausage, (like Jimmy Dean), which I brown, drain well, and crumble before adding. If I use 5lbs of meat, I add 1/2 - 3/4 lb of sausage.

Beans in chili? An abomination!

I’ll be taking the lid off the pot in another hour or so to let the liquid cook down. I will definitely be adding beer…I used TEN of those damn New Mexico chiles, plus ground chilpotle and three fresh chiles, and this mother is SPICY.

[SUB]Dammit, I’ve lived in Texas all my life, and I LOVE beans in chili![/SUB]

Secret ingredient, works with almost any chili, and I promise you’ll be shocked at how good it is:

Black-eyed peas.

Try it on just one bowl if you don’t believe me. Black-eyed peas are wonderful in almost any chili recipe.

(In a month or two I’ll be starting a thread looking for very specific chili suggestions; for now, though, I will keep you in suspense.)

Some of us enjoy farting, okay? More beans please!

What do you chili-lovin’, ever-fartin’ folks think about Coca-Cola in the chili instead of beer? I’ve heard the acidity in the Coke reacts favorably to the ingredients.

Now we’re putting Coke in our Black-Eyed Pea and Potato Chili?

I need to go pour another G&T…

I mean beer. We chili-lovin’ Texans only drink beer.

DaToad, how’d’ja like CASI? I always had a slight preference for the Behind-the-Store cook-off, but I gotta admit that CASI is the better party. CASI is also the scarier party, come to think of it. You know, last time I was at CASI someone was selling homemade pork rinds. Take my advice: DON’T TRY THE HOMEMADE PORK RINDS!

Where’s my gin? I mean, beer…

I’ve heard Cheerios and glazed donuts work well too…

Regular Cheerios or Honey-Nut?

I always saute my chili, cumin and oregano in oil before I add the onions and garlic.

Are y’all makin fuckin spaghetti or WHAT…goddamned all the secret ingredients.

It’s meat, chilis, onions, and salt …allright

everything else is usually served on the side

if you like tomatos, fine, put them in sparingly if you must
if you like beans , fine, that’s where/why the BEER comes in
as long as you have plenty of Cuervo Gold and ice cold margaritas

NO ONE WILL GIVE A RATS ASS…

the quickest way to fuck up chili is by doing too much

(whispers…although I have been known to put a touch of brown sugar in a batch once in awhile, sshhh)

Well, Hello Pantellerite didn’t mean to ignore you. How’s N.C. treatin ya. Been back to Alpine lately?

Next time you make chili, get you some 'gator pears and throw them in the pot too, (he-he)… :wink:
I’d like mine on the side w/ some tortillas, please.

Hell, I seen some folks put tortillas in their chili…
<mm-mm…shakes head mumbling to self…need some mustard on them biscuits>:smack: :smack:

Reckon how many chili cook-offs there are in Texas per year?

10,000 maybe? 100,000 ? I never went to a city, town, community, rodeo, or firehouse that didn’t have at least one or two a year.

Hell, I won a few myself…
but then again, I was serving free margaritas…:smiley:

Okay, I’ll throw myself into fray-

I like to add cocoa and black beans, but other than that, nothing unusual. I will be trying the soaked/mashed chili trick, though. That’s a new one on me.

and then I’ll try not to notice Mr. Singular eating it with spaghetti. sigh…

So, about this chili mashing thing… (and it’s a bit late for the batch that’s currently in the crock pot), how does it work?

I ended up removing the seeds, from the chilis and boiling them for a while. They didn’t look like they could be mashed - so instead I scraped the insides off of the skins (which were kind of pulpy), and threw that into the pot. Should I have mashed the skins and the pulp stuff together?

7th generation native Texan here…

Where is the cornbread? I absolutely must have cornbread and Shiner with my chili. And get those beans, potatoes, and other sundry defilers out of that bowl of red!:slight_smile: