Paging Mr. (or Ms.) _______

[Zeldar]

@cjepson

This reminds me of the running gag on Laugh-In where they would pick two actual well-known people and say “If X married Y…”, as follows:

Did you know that, if Christie Brinkley married Sean Hannity, she’d be Christie Hannity?

Took a moment. Good one.

One of the better ones (for me) in that group was with Ella Fitzgerald marrying Darth Vader.