I believe your sarcasm meter needs recalibrating. I think lainaf’s was the best post of this entire thread.
Aye. I’ve been thinking about a witty reply to his capitalism post where he informs us all that he could take us out to dinner. Guess it’s just not worth it now. Too bad reallly, perhaps we could have discussed this at Lobsterfest!
You’re welcome to come over, I just hope you don’t mind signing a few simple disclaimers. 
Come to think of it, Red Lobster doesn’t seem so bad now.
Lobsterfest 2K4:
Where the men are men and the lobsters are scared.