You can’t recall knowledge you don’t have.
She can see the Pacific Ocean from her porch. Taiwanese can see the Pacific Ocean from their porch as well. Sic Semper Gloria Fi, they can see each other.
Not much for basic math, are ya?
-Joe
She was totally right about that.[sup]1[/sup] Just like she was totally right about Paul Revere.[sup]2[/sup] She also didn’t quit her bus tour.[sup]3[/sup]
1 - As long as you suitably torture the meaning of the phrase “in charge of.”
2 - Get out the waterboards for “Ringing those bells” and “warned the British.”
3 - Actually, This one might be correct. It’s more like: “Postponed for a bit, becuase the TV cameras weren’t following me as much. And when they were, they were unfairly reporting what I said, instead of what I wanted to say.”
You’re right, I can’t. And that reflects poorly on Palin. My knowledge is based on facts. Palin, on the other hand, often does “recall” knowledge of things she doesn’t know. Which means she is less qualified to hold political office than I am. And I’m not qualified to be President.
Apparently Palin showed up in Iowa yesterday, but there was no mention of a bus anywhere in the story.
She’s here in Minnesota today. Her idiot daughter is signing her book at Mall of America. I was going to take my kids to the amusement park there, but had to abort and go to the zoo instead because the mall was mobbed with retards wanting to get a glimpse of their queen.
I wonder if Bristol’s even read that book she “wrote.”
Very few people know this, but a Jury Summons in Alaska has a loophole that allows one to skip it if they’re in Iowa. Weird, huh?
-Joe
I meant that ironically.
Or literally, if you take the quote I responded to out of context.
Everything we know about Sarah Palin is wrong. Her name isn’t even really Sarah Palin.
Fortunately, the Truth has been revealed at last!
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So was that stolen from Glen Beck?
OK, just gave that link a little read.
Remember back in the day, the crazy people would type their manuscripts and hand them out on the sidewalk?
Now in the age of the intertubes, they can take their Profound Gibberish and make it look spiffy and almost with an air of legitimacy.
McCain’s favorite band is ABBA? Huh.
It’s nice to know that the crazies aren’t entirely confined to one side of the aisle.
That there is some high-quality, grade-A, pure and uncut crazy. I wonder what the street value of that pile of drugs is?
Wasn’t there a rumor going around that Newt Gingrich’s phone rang in front of some reporters while he was speaking in Arizona, and his ringtone was “Dancing Queen?” How does that fit into the pile of crazy?
I love the fact that Palin’s entire background in bold letters is fabricated … and he proves that by referencing Palin’s sisters’ names.
How far back does this conspiracy go?
My favorite part was how “they” made up Sarah Palin’s political record. According to the link, Palin was never actually Governor of Alaska. All “the Feds” did was delete the name of the real governor from every record and substitute in Palin’s name in order to make people think she had been Governor.
Well, ABBA’s name is a palindrome. And ABBA got together in 1972. But the name of the band was an acronym of names of the four members: Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson and Agnetha Faltskog. So the planning must have gone back to when they were named in 1945 - which is the same year Hitler supposedly died. Are we supposed to believe this is all a coincidence?
Let me know when FIFTY EIGHT PERCENT of Democrats believe this kind of thing (or are unwilling to dismiss it), and then we can talk about how both sides are the same. Large Portion Of GOP Thinks Obama Is Racist, Socialist, Non-U.S. Citizen: Poll | HuffPost Latest News
And in Minnesota. Twine Ball or bust!
Well, sure. It’s the well-known Corn Belt Loophole. She’s also clear on Nebraska and Indiana. Illinois was left off the list because everyone knew they’d produce the US’s first Socialist President.
-Joe