Pandemic allows Welsh goats to implement plan for world domination

The people are all in hiding, under Wales’ strict covid measures. No cars in the streets, no people walking the town.

It’s just the opportunity that Welsh goats at Lllandudno have been waiting for.

Operation Goat-World has begun! One village at a time.

Be afraid.

I thank you for this.

Not only the goat story, which I am certainly not going to share with my own goats, but the linked story with what was the best headline of my day: Astrophysicist Gets Magnets Stuck In His Nose.

FYI, the link is from a full year ago. I remember the magnets-in-nose guy.

You’re right. Weird. It came up in my current news feed.

A timely post. Next week (in celebration of Earth Day 2021) Apple TV releases the new David Attenborough documentary on how nature responded to our lockdown from Covid .

The Year Earth Changed:

Apple TV+ article

YouTube trailer

Great story, thanks!

This is my pick for the top “related story”:

(I love CBC Radio!)

I had deja vu when I read the OP. It’s happening again? Maybe there was something to that story last year!

{ pouts } Dammit. I’d love to watch that! (Don’t have Apple TV.)

Nose-magnet-guy is from a year ago. Goat-town is from a couple of weeks ago. Odin has been not-dead since 2017.

Being descended from the Welsh, I can assure you there have always been plenty of old goats there.

That’s just what they want you to think. They have been quashing the story. Goats are clever, they have a plan.

  1. Take over Welsh Town
  2. Take over Big Media
  3. Take over the World.

Goats are opportunists, just like many humans. Go goats!

When ranked against other animals, they’re the Greatest Of All Time.

Bah dum tiss!

Well done.

This is presumably the leader. I’m trying to parse the expression on that face. Lovable furry innocence, or nefarious plotter of mankind’s overthrow? The narrowed eyes and sardonic half-smile definitely suggest “nefarious plotter”.

…and yesterday in Prince Edward County, Ontario, my friend saw goats on the roof of a shop! It’s spreading!!!