This drug looks great, I think: Panexa.
Wild side effects, though. Especially if you’re a squirrel.
Fuck, that’s funny.
Yeah it is.
heh.
Don’t taunt Panexa
them’s good jokes
Eyes/senses: everything you think you see becomes a Tootsie Roll to you,
That’d be a fucking sweet life.
Perhaps. That is until you come across your first dog turd…
The Happy Fun Ball would be proud.
I’m osculating like a motherfuck!
Wheeeeeeeee!!!
They spelled “ocelot” wrong. But dang, that’s funny stuff.
I mean, come on, who WOULDN’T want a prehensile colon?
“If, after taking PANEXA for a period of four to six weeks, you still have any functioning lymph nodes remaining, double the dosage every two (3) weeks until they are all gone.”
Nice.
or a speeding semi…
I found an ocelot in my attic once.
But remember, Panexa is not for anyone. It’s really only for the two-footed, or those suffering from metabolism or binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, or extremes of emotion.
Ask your doctor if Panexa is right for you.
This is the drug from hell.
“Pregnant women, or women who plan to become pregnant, should avoid taking PANEXA or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets.”
Ha!
I just checked: my HMO doesn’t cover Panexa. Those bastards!
This had me rolling:
I wonder how much cheaper I could get PANEXA in Canada…
Ah! A Ray Bradbury reference! Outstanding.
“If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309.” Heh. 
Hell, I’d buy this stuff for the aluminum sapphire-studded poop!
I bet you have to have a two-tone touchtone to get through menu system …