Paramount's 100th anniversary photo

So few from the “Golden Age”, but hey - at least we have Justin Bieber. :rolleyes:

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100th anniversary Photoshop collage. Call me a cynic, but if JJ Abrams’ head is twice the size of Tom Cruises…well, I guess that would explain a lot.

Jamie Lee Curtis is still smoking hot!

And I did not know that Ernest Borgnine, Kirk Douglas, Jerry Lewis and Mickey Rooney were still alive. Amazing, they are getting to be the last of the Studio Contract Players left, I guess.

Ask Ernest Borgnine what the secret to his longevity is.

I, unfortunately, know the answer to that question.

I was surprised at how old James Caan and Michael York now look.

Robert De Niro doesn’t look happy to be in the picture.

I don’t particularly mind that Justin Bieber is included, but must he be the only one calling attention to himself?

Not a bad lineup, all things considered. Nice touch having John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John next to each other.

Marlee Matlin still got it goin’ on, too.

Yes, but we can’t all divorce Ethel Merman, can we?

Well, he’s got to be at least 30 feet from Martin Scorsese. It’s the furthest apart they’ve been in years.

I’m going to say it’s not a photoshop job. I worked at Paramount during it’s 90th and that wasn’t a collage.

I don’t see Nimoy. Shatner is there and Chris Pine and Zach Quiznos are there together.

Of course Takei is there but not next to Shatner.
PS Tom Cruise is pretty short/small.
PSS Brad Grey fired me.

Who the heck is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley?

(oh, apparently she was in one of the Transformers movie. No wonder I’ve never heard of her)

I have the same secret.

Or maybe the closest they’ve been in years. It’s been seventeen years since Scorsese and De Niro did a movie together. Nowadays, Scorsese hangs out with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Wouldn’t some Photoshopping always be necessary to acheive a picture like this? I mean, everybody has their eyes open!

I guess you never looked in a Victoria’s Secret catalog either.

Man, no one wanted to sit next to Jerry Lewis! I guess his stock has dropped recently…

Huh, a picture of a bunch of people photobombing Patton Oswalt. Bet he’s pissed.

Those women have names?

I’m glad they grouped the Brads together.

No one wants to sit near them, they all have Brad breath.

My friend Donna insist that Mickey Rooney is Satan, and I see nothing in that photo to contradict her.