Paris Hilton makes lasagna

I wonder if she will publish a knitting tutorial? I’m envisioning Google offering up search hits, “did you mean Paris Hilton socks video”?

Paris Hilton did not “get destroyed” after her first DJing gig in Brazil. She got made fun of and poo-poo-ed, but you can’t destroy something that is barely there to begin with. Paris Hilton was never going to be “a has-been working for scraps”; she was born wealthy. There is no “learning to be a DJ” other than “learning to look like people expect a DJ to look”; see my previous link for details.

I do.

I’m not mocking her at all. I’m just not willing to hold her up as someone who is worthy of plaudits. She has not achieved anything great: she’s paid lots of money by people with lots of money to hit “play” and then look like what they think Paris Hilton as a DJ should look like. See my previous link for more details on the job.

She didn’t start with nothing; she started with everything. She wasn’t unknown with no leverage: she was rich and famous and had a ton of leverage.

Are we gonna hold up all rich kids who don’t live as hobos as “great successes” and “really smart people”? I hope not because in in my experience, in most cases they aren’t.

I found the cooking video boring.

I don’t know how smart or dumb she is but iirc, she got hacked in the initial fappening matter because her security question was what is her dog’s name. Thar little dog she kept in her purse, Tinkerbell, was nearly as famous as she was.

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That article is not talking about her father Richard Hilton, but rather her grandfather the grandiloquently but appropriately named Barron Hilton. Richard Hilton does indeed have cause to be pretty pissed at his daughter because she cost her father hundreds of millions of dollars, not just herself. Since he was one of Barron’s eight children he was probably due a lot more than that article implied, because it is pretty likely Barron would have left more to his kids than the grandkids.

Not that it really matters to anyone but a Hilton heir. As is usually the case with family money and connections breeding yet more money, Richard Hilton is quite legitimately worth hundreds of millions on his own. He just missed out on probably doubling his already huge fortune.

Ha ha- that was hilarious. Stupidy funny. Hilton has clearly not spent much time in any kitchen much less the one she is working in.

And don’t cooking videos usually involve the chef tasting the dish and declaring how good it is? I’m guessing lasagna isn’t a regular part of Hilton’s diet.

I presume this video is some combo of getting her name back into the public eye and probably writing off a house purchase and some dog costumes as a business expense.

Based on a certain video I’ve seen she is likely better at giving BJ’s than being a DJ. But only slightly.

She copied tracks put together by established DJs, and was successful, and that proves… what, exactly? That plagiarism pays off?

Oh, and apparently its such an easy job that she collapsed from exhaustion on stage. Twice.

That’s a pretty dumb article you managed to dig up there, Bo.

Here’s a Washington Post article where they interviewed the kids who did the hack.

While I’ve found internet links that do talk about the “favorite pet” password reset rumor, this article provides more substantive details. Basically, these teens exploited a flaw with the “sidekick” phone that enabled them to reset the password of anybody who’s phone number they knew. After they got bored messing with friends, they called up a local store, pretended to be the home office, and got insider access that gave them Hilton’s phone number.

(Dear god, I never thought I’d spend so much effort defending this woman…I gained a lot of respect for her after I learned that she went to Europe and learned to DJ, like, for real)

My favorite part was when she Tweeted about her “infamous” lasagna… definition “well known for some bad quality or deed.” I think she knows exactly what she is doing.

Or she doesn’t know what “infamous” means.

Paris Hilton plays “Paris Hilton”. An utterly brilliant and captivating performance. How she kept a straight face throughout the whole thing is beyond me.