I know she didn’t write her material but she delivered it surprisingly well. I’m still not a fan, but that was cool.
McCain’s Swiftboaters don’t understand the internet very well. This is pure karma gold. I would love it if the original ad’s 15 minutes of fame turns into the joke that won’t die and pulls over some poll results and votes. See you at the debates, bitches."
Maybe the electorate isn’t there yet, but nowadays it’s so easy to go see the source material instead of relying on the sound byte from a talking head. The media wants a story, and nothing like a little hyperbole to create one if expedient. But it gets harder if enough voters check out the original clips. Long after the fact I looked up the Dean Scream, and was left wondering if I had the right clip and wondering how the hell did someone manufacture a headline out of that?
This is the first time I’ve heard her speak, so maybe this observation is trite. Her delivery on the energy policy impressed me–imagine Keanu Reeves or Anna Nicole Smith (RIP) trying it. But I also notice she pokes fun at her clueless valley girl image very effectively, which also tells me that she’s quite intelligent and quite self aware.
Yeah, when an old fart who doesn’t understand teh intartubes and who’s looking forward to figuring out how to some day do a google tangles with one of the most arguably media smart skanky snatches out there (someone with absolutely nothing to lose,) the pwnage is palpable. McCentury picked the wrong sleazy ho-bag to mess with, fershure, and it makes it all the sweeter that her momma’s bazillions won’t be finding their way into the McSame coffers any more.
I can’t stand the woman, but the way he used hers and Britney’s images was a cheap shot and totally unwarranted since neither of them is a political figure, so I reluctantly have to give her a golf clap on that one. Besides, she can actually read a telemprompter and she sounded way more energy savvy than McSame does on even a good day–did anybody catch his act at Sturgis? What a joke. Although this one’s even weirder. McPimp, heh heh!
Paris Hilton reads newspapers? :dubious:
Paris Hilton knows what a beer bucket is? :dubious: :dubious:
Paris Hilton actually knows who’s running for president? :dubious: :dubious: :dubious:
Whose hand is shoulder-deep up her butt? :dubious:
And no, a beer bong is not the same as a beer bucket.
Oh, wonderful! I would hardly have heard of the Paris woman were it not for the SDMB, so you know what impression I have gained of her. Now I am impressed. 
I sort of was already, because clearly she can use her image all to her benefit, but I absolutely love this.
Someone tries to use you, fight right back. Hah! 
I don’t know. Who?
Sort of clever, so I have my doubts that she came up with the idea.
Um, right, but her energy policy was deranged (yes, I KNOW it wasn’t real, but you give it props, so …). The offshore drilling will hold US until the electric cars get here? Sorry, the drilling won’t have any effect for 10+ years, the cars can be available in 2 years if they really try.
OK, I don’t know what a beer bucket is either, But I’m not a rich blonde heiress born to high society far from the mores of normal people: I’m just foreign. So what is it? I’m supposing we don’t literally mean buying beer in a bucket.
(Would it be a clean sort of bucket? In that case, how much? )
laughing so hard I can’t breathe
Just goes to show you it’s true: People do often turn their lives around after doing some hard jail time.
Duh. But it didn’t make any less sense than McStupid’s gas tax holiday. And she reads her lines better than Shrub does. Not to mention we know she’s not wearing a receiver.
See you in the debates, bitches? Excellent. This should be all over the news tomorrow.
So? Her acting was excellent, and she delivered her lines far better than McCain did. Good comics need good writers.
That article was bit odd. I don’t remember Yoda in the ad, and it left out the key word after “see you at the debates”.
Yes, it actually means buying beer in a bucket. Before beer was available for mass purchase in bottles and cans, people would take a bucket to the local tavern to get beer “to go,” usually for the evening meal or for the unexpected arrival of guests at home. In those days, of course, the tavern was usually within walking distance, and the purchaser only bought as much beer as he reasonably thought would be consumed the same day. Of course, the joke on McCain is that he is older than bottled beer.
Oh yes. The opinion of a tart who has a twat with more mileage than a New York City Checker Marathon Taxicab means a great deal to me as far as who will garner my vote.
I agree with you, but it was still funny, and McCain deserved it. Did no one on his staff know that Mama Hilton donated to his campaign? I’ll bet McCain won’t see another dime from the Hilton family either personally or via fundraisers.
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