Meat* of * a cat, or meat *for * a cat?
For what, the hotdog? Kind of pointless, when you think about it…
I’m probably going to regret asking this, but does your poop normally smell good? And is this something you track?
You don’t? Bologna and cheese is a staple in my parents’ house, for sandwiches at lunch or snack time. I can’t get it or I’ll eat the whole pack in one sitting.
Things I don’t consume: coffee, butter, wine.
Things I don’t have lying around the house: bagels, strawberry jam, bread, Fritos.
In short, I’m not going to eat things I never do nor buy things I usually don’t buy just for the OP.
Sorry.
Of a cat. It was stupid, I know. Winston made me do it.
For a group that claims their raison d’etre is fighting ignorants, y’all are being pretty uncooperative.
Oh wait, I started it.
Never mind.
On white bread. Mmmmm.
Well, I’m not going to eat what you listed. Not because I don’t have it because I do actually have everything but the fritos (will funions suffice?), the peanuts (sunflower seeds?) and the wine (vodka?). Also, not because I’m stubborn.
No, it’s because I can almost feel the rolling of my stomach, the cramps, the explosive diahreah.
So, um, nope - not gonna do it. But I know my digestive system and I can tell you then whenever I eat most of what’s on that list (by itself, never mind all together), the poop is smelly and copious.
Does that help? 
No, it doesn’t normally smell like roses. But this morning it damnear brought tears to my eyes, and I attribute it entirely to yesterday’s uncharacteristically poor diet.
YES! Your anectotal observation is more than the rest of this sorry lot is willing to give me.
Hehe, glad to be of service. Anytime you want to talk about funky digestive reactions, feel free to include me. I’m not afraid of crap talk.