[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Can I substitute cat meat?
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Meat* of * a cat, or meat *for * a cat?
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Can I substitute cat meat?
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For what, the hotdog? Kind of pointless, when you think about it…
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Well, to tell the truth, I’m wondering if eating that for a day will make your poop smell really bad, like it did to me.
I normally don’t eat a diet even remotely resembling this, and the results were both instant and severe (I usually eat a lot of fish and fresh vegetables, soups and fruits).
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I’m probably going to regret asking this, but does your poop normally smell good? And is this something you track?
[QUOTE=Renee]
Bologna? Seriously? Do people really have that in their homes? Ugh.
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You don’t? Bologna and cheese is a staple in my parents’ house, for sandwiches at lunch or snack time. I can’t get it or I’ll eat the whole pack in one sitting.
Things I don’t consume: coffee, butter, wine.
Things I don’t have lying around the house: bagels, strawberry jam, bread, Fritos.
In short, I’m not going to eat things I never do nor buy things I usually don’t buy just for the OP.
Sorry.
[QUOTE=twickster]
Meat* of * a cat, or meat *for * a cat?
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Of a cat. It was stupid, I know. Winston made me do it.
For a group that claims their raison d’etre is fighting ignorants, y’all are being pretty uncooperative.
Oh wait, I started it.
Never mind.
[QUOTE=gigi]
You don’t? Bologna and cheese is a staple in my parents’ house, for sandwiches at lunch or snack time. I can’t get it or I’ll eat the whole pack in one sitting.
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On white bread. Mmmmm.
Well, I’m not going to eat what you listed. Not because I don’t have it because I do actually have everything but the fritos (will funions suffice?), the peanuts (sunflower seeds?) and the wine (vodka?). Also, not because I’m stubborn.
No, it’s because I can almost feel the rolling of my stomach, the cramps, the explosive diahreah.
So, um, nope - not gonna do it. But I know my digestive system and I can tell you then whenever I eat most of what’s on that list (by itself, never mind all together), the poop is smelly and copious.
Does that help? 
[QUOTE=Solfy]
I’m probably going to regret asking this, but does your poop normally smell good? And is this something you track?
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No, it doesn’t normally smell like roses. But this morning it damnear brought tears to my eyes, and I attribute it entirely to yesterday’s uncharacteristically poor diet.
[QUOTE=congodwarf]
Does that help? 
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YES! Your anectotal observation is more than the rest of this sorry lot is willing to give me.
[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
YES! Your anectotal observation is more than the rest of this sorry lot is willing to give me.
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Hehe, glad to be of service. Anytime you want to talk about funky digestive reactions, feel free to include me. I’m not afraid of crap talk.