Seriously, you're going to eat that? Ugh.

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Tell me about the food/dish you love, that no living soul should ever know or see you eat.

I’ll start, I suppose. After a particularly shitty day…

On a toasted flat bread/pita, layer in order of appearance:
Generous smear of mayo
Freshly ground black pepper
Cold cuts (preferably black forest ham), microwaved till slightly curled around edges
American cheese
Sliced tomatoes
More ground black pepper
A three egg plain omlette
Sliced dill pickles
Romaine lettuce

Time and assemble while hot things are still hot.

Cut in half. Roll up sleeves. Grab 4 paper towels.

Devour over large tray in front of TV and chase down with a coke.

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Thread title needs work.

Try: You gonna finish that?

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I once put Velveeta on a very, very cheap cardboard-quality frozen pizza. It was about as good as it sounds.

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I like sardines mashed with plain yellow mustard on saltines. Although I learned this from my mother, I try not to subject anyone else to the sight (an smell) of me eating it.

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Needs more black pepper. And fresh garlic.

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cheese on banana bread. I prefer sliced American but mild cheddar works as well. I learned this from my mother who enjoys the occasional strawberry jam and cheddar sandwich. (I don’t eat that.)

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If you ever watch Bizarre Foods, you’ll be reassured that whatever you are eating, it can’t possibly be as gross as you think it is.

I’m a pretty adventurous eater…I’ve had raw everything, foie gras, sweetbreads, pickled deer’s heart, etc but man, some of the stuff that Andrew Zimmern eats, especially the rotten food…blech, no thanks!

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Oh, it’s not a competition. :slight_smile: I’m pretty sure I’m not going to out-gross anyone, especially not an professional human garburator like Andrew Zimmern.

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My daughter eats peanut butter on a hot dog. I still love her, though.

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OK, that’s just gross.

:smiley:

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My wife thought it was weird that I occasionally eat peanut butter and bologna sandwiches. Until she tried one.

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Then she knew it was weird?
:smiley:

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PB, Miracle Whip, Banana and American cheese sandwiches… I used to eat those all the time.

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My gentile friends cannot get over gefilte fish, no matter how much I tell them that the “kind of like cat food” flavor is all part of its charm!

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And easily dispatched by tons of extra hot horseradish.

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Wait a minute . . . Now I’m confused. :smiley:

When I’m in the right mood (read: starving), peanut butter on a spoon is a good quick fix. But when I mentioned it to a friend, she started laughing because she thought I was joking - it seemed the same as eating butter or mayonnaise on a spoon to her. Also, a favorite carrot dip of mine is mayo mixed with ketchup - my mom calls it “Russian sauce” but everyone else thinks I’m insane.

Oh, and I know people who swear by ketchup on pizza. It’s not so much that it’s disgusting, just a bit weird (another person will carefully scrape off all the cheese on pizza - she’s not allergic, and likes cheese, but not on pizza).

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Could be worse…
coughketchupcough

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Mayo+ketchup? Yup. Used to make that a lot as a kid.

PB on a spoon? Yup. PB is not a condiment like mayo. It’s more akin to eating a piece of cheese.

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PB on a spoon followed by a secondary (double) dip in the nutella. This contaminates both jars but I paid for them nd it doesn’t bother me.

Also… potato chips dipped directly in the Hellman’s jar, or the blue cheese dressing.
It’s called the munchies :smiley:

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Hey I don’t think you’re insane either, regarding the mayonnaise and ketchup. We used to make it all the time when I was growing up; it’s similar to French dressing. Plus I eat mayo and ketchup on hamburgers all the time.

When I was in my 20s I used to mash butter and flour and sugar together to create a makeshift cookie dough when I was craving that and couldn’t be bothered to make actual cookies. Mmmm.