Tell me about the food/dish you love, that no living soul should ever know or see you eat.
I’ll start, I suppose. After a particularly shitty day…
On a toasted flat bread/pita, layer in order of appearance:
Generous smear of mayo
Freshly ground black pepper
Cold cuts (preferably black forest ham), microwaved till slightly curled around edges
More ground black pepper
A three egg plain omlette
Sliced dill pickles
Time and assemble while hot things are still hot.
Cut in half. Roll up sleeves. Grab 4 paper towels.
Devour over large tray in front of TV and chase down with a coke.