Doper Food Confessions

I will eat store-bought cookie dough right out of the tube. The entire package, in one sitting. I do use a spoon; I have a friend who peels the tube and eats it like a giant banana.

I cannot be trusted around a can of black olives. Once open, the can will be empty in about four minutes. When I was a kid, I’d drink the olive juice.

I like to dip my French fries in chocolate milkshakes. A super-thick Frosty from Wendy’s is perfect for this.

If I drop an M&M on the floor, I’ll just pick it up and eat it.
How about you? Anything you need to get off your chest?

I’ll admit that I love cream cheese and grape jelly sandwiches.
Or tomato sandwich with Hellman’s and tomato cut into in big fat slices.
Occasionally french fries dipped in mayonaisse.

I’m going to eat a McRib for lunch. With supersized fries. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I always use tuna in water, and I ALWAYS drink the tuna water. I LOVE it!

Joe

When I was a vegetarian (for 10 years) I never gave up pepperoni. So, I guess I wasn’t a “real” vegetarian. But that’s all the meat I ever ate: a few slices of pepperoni from the salad bar, every now and then.

I heart pepperoni.

I love tater tots dipped in sour cream.

Like the OP, I also love cookie dough tubes (seriously, does anyone ever actually BAKE those?) but I can’t eat a whole one in one sitting–not even close. It’s funny how much more cookie dough I could eat than cookies, though.

I drink dill pickle juice to this day. Someone once told me that was a sign of dehydration, and that drinking pickle juice was similar to drinking Gatorade. Don’t know if that’s true or not–I just love the taste.

I am a fast food addict. It is only through sheer willpower that I only go to Burger King an average of once per week, and while I feel guilty (and large) afterward, I savor every last bite.

I’ve posted this on the boards before, but I will say it again because it bears repeating.

Hormel Chili + Velveeta + Tortilla Chips = Mouth Orgasm

My ultimate comfort food is Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (Kraft Dinner for you Canucks). Yep, the blue box. Yummmmmm.

I’ve done this. Not in a long time, but I’ve done it.

This one is a given.

Ditto on the french fries and chocolate milkshakes.

I love circus peanuts. They have to be fresh and squishy and so sickeningly-sweet-smelling that they make my husband want to vomit. Just talking about them makes me want them right now.

I often eat leftover spaghetti or lasagna for breakfast. I warm it up though, unlike when I eat pizza for breakfast.

Same. In my mind, there is no difference between “breakfast foods” and “rest of day” foods. I will eat my leftover Chinese for breakfast! And sometimes, I get a little mad inside when I can’t get a burger or sandwich at the deli before 11:00am.

I’m the same way. I get kinda miffed at the fact that I can’t get an Egg McMuffin at 4:00 in the afternoon.

I love garlic! I put garlic in almost everything I cook, except oatmeal. (I tried it in oatmeal once, and it was nasty.) There’s some garlic in my lunch, right now. Mmmmm. Basically, I eat a head or two of garlic every day.

One of my favorite things to pack for lunch is a mixture of Hormel no-bean chili (the kind with the grease puddle on the top of the can)and plain white rice. I mix it together then heat and eat.

It’s the perfect lunch food - tasty, filling and cheap.

This is me. I also drank pickle juice when I was a kid. I can’t have potatoes in the house period or it’ll be potato pancakes every day until they are gone.

i drink massive quantities of buttermilk–at least 3-4 12 ounce glasses a day. they only sell it in half gallons here, so i have to go at least weekly and buy 3-4 at a time. at least it is made from 1% milk, or i’d be a fat ol’ cow!

I have such a thing for white icing. I will eat it plain. I will eat it off other people’s plates if they leave it.

I’m KooKoo for white icing

Hello, my name is tschild; I am a tsatsikiholic.

Sometimes of an evening, I remember that i have no meeting at work
scheduled for tomorrow, the colleague on the next desk is still on
vacation or on a business trip tomorrow, and there are no personal
or party commitments on the next day.

This happens every few weeks.

Then it’s off to the Greek restaurant a few streets away.
Fried aubergines with tsatsiki, salad with a dollop of
tsatsiki, moussaka with a nice helping of tsatsiki.

Next day I sit in lonely splendor in the office
(foreplanned, see above), stinking away.

Yeah, it’s pretty much been my favorite food my whole life. My mouth waters whenever I hear that cheez-mixy noise. :slight_smile:

That tiny high-pitched sound you just heard was my faraway scream of horror!
I eat sour cream out of the container with a spoon.