I’m tired. I’m gonna have a drink, and the rest of you can play. I’ll just watch.
whimper
leans over
Did someone say drinks?
Ooh, and those are some nice moves, Blaster. Color me impressed.
[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
Alright… 
You will be in awe, I assure you.
:busts out some moves:
Huh? What’s this about poker? Ha! Let’s play, I’ll make sure all the ladies lose… well, except for maybe Hockey Monkey.
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Hey! How dare you! I can indulge in self-deprecation, but you sir, cannot insult me! Harumph! I demand an apology! Now! I thought this was going to be a good party, but nooooooo. Getting insulted is not high on my list of good times.
:mad:
Isn’t there any Scotch here? A nice 40 year Tomatin, perhaps? What’s a thousand dollar bottle between friends?
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Isn’t there any Scotch here? A nice 40 year Tomatin, perhaps? What’s a thousand dollar bottle between friends?
[/QUOTE]
You like him too? He’s my favorite cartoon character. I hear they’re going to do a movie soon.
[QUOTE=pprgrl]
Way to totally kick it old school!
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[QUOTE=dotchan]
Ooh, and those are some nice moves, Blaster. Color me impressed.
[/QUOTE]
Thank you ladies. I’ll be breakin’ them out again after I dominate this here poker game.
…speaking of which, I assume you two are playing? Don’t let my awesome dance skills scare you away.
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]
Hey! How dare you! I can indulge in self-deprecation, but you sir, cannot insult me! Harumph! I demand an apology! Now! I thought this was going to be a good party, but nooooooo. Getting insulted is not high on my list of good times.
:mad:
[/QUOTE]
Haha! Don’t get your panties in a bunch. You should be glad that someone like me even mentioned your name. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
Haha! Don’t get your panties in a bunch. You should be glad that someone like me even mentioned your name. :rolleyes:
[/QUOTE]
But you are only the Blaster Master, not the Perfect Master.
[QUOTE=hocow]
But you are only the Blaster Master, not the Perfect Master.
[/QUOTE]
Do I have the honour of addressing Cecil himself? :eek:
[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Do I have the honour of addressing Cecil himself? :eek:
[/QUOTE]
Wow. Has Cecil himself come into my thread to slap me around? I know I never did anything to piss him off. Will someone please stop and tell me what I did to deserve all this?
[QUOTE=lightingtool]
Wow. Has Cecil himself come into my thread to slap me around? I know I never did anything to piss him off. Will someone please stop and tell me what I did to deserve all this?
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Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks!
When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks!
When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules.
[/QUOTE]
It appears that we’re playing poker now. Not really my choice.
Although if anyone wants to start a game of strip cribbage, I’m totally up for it.
Poker?
Hm…I don’t know. There’s too many random elements in it for me to enjoy. I prefer games of pure skill, especially puzzles. I’m not quite on the level of doing the NY Times crossword in pen yet, but I’m getting there.
[QUOTE=dnooman]
I seem to have passed out in the bathroom for several hors. Why didn’t anyone at least kick me? I mean there I am on the floor, snoring like a polar bear, and nobody thinks to say anything…eh, nevermind. What did I miss?
[/QUOTE]
I kicked you, nudged you, yelled at you, pulled on your eyelids, dropped cold water on you, and took your shoes off so I could burn your feet with a hot poker. However, you didn’t awaken. 
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks!
When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules.
[/QUOTE]
What the hell are you talking about? Is that some sort of joke? What does that have to do with what I posted? It’s like you people are just toying with me at this point.
[QUOTE=fluiddruid]
… hot poker…
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How hot the poker is would depend, I would think, on who wins. Or, rather, who loses.
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
How hot the poker is would depend, I would think, on who wins. Or, rather, who loses.
[/QUOTE]
Allll riiiiight… so I can I play poker too? I’m pretty good, I could even be the dealer. I know five card draw, five card stud, lowball, Texas hold’em, and crazy eights. Wait, is crazy eights a poker game? I know five card draw, five card stud, lowball, and Texas hold’em.
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