I’m tired. I’m gonna have a drink, and the rest of you can play. I’ll just watch.
whimper
leans over
Did someone say drinks?
Ooh, and those are some nice moves, Blaster. Color me impressed.
Hey! How dare you! I can indulge in self-deprecation, but you sir, cannot insult me! Harumph! I demand an apology! Now! I thought this was going to be a good party, but nooooooo. Getting insulted is not high on my list of good times.
:mad:
Isn’t there any Scotch here? A nice 40 year Tomatin, perhaps? What’s a thousand dollar bottle between friends?
You like him too? He’s my favorite cartoon character. I hear they’re going to do a movie soon.
Thank you ladies. I’ll be breakin’ them out again after I dominate this here poker game.
…speaking of which, I assume you two are playing? Don’t let my awesome dance skills scare you away.
Haha! Don’t get your panties in a bunch. You should be glad that someone like me even mentioned your name. :rolleyes:
But you are only the Blaster Master, not the Perfect Master.
Do I have the honour of addressing Cecil himself? :eek:
Wow. Has Cecil himself come into my thread to slap me around? I know I never did anything to piss him off. Will someone please stop and tell me what I did to deserve all this?
Well, root beer, if you’ve got it. Or ginger ale. Thanks!
When do we start with the naked canasta? I don’t know the rules.
It appears that we’re playing poker now. Not really my choice.
Although if anyone wants to start a game of strip cribbage, I’m totally up for it.
Poker?
Hm…I don’t know. There’s too many random elements in it for me to enjoy. I prefer games of pure skill, especially puzzles. I’m not quite on the level of doing the NY Times crossword in pen yet, but I’m getting there.
I kicked you, nudged you, yelled at you, pulled on your eyelids, dropped cold water on you, and took your shoes off so I could burn your feet with a hot poker. However, you didn’t awaken. 
What the hell are you talking about? Is that some sort of joke? What does that have to do with what I posted? It’s like you people are just toying with me at this point.
How hot the poker is would depend, I would think, on who wins. Or, rather, who loses.
Allll riiiiight… so I can I play poker too? I’m pretty good, I could even be the dealer. I know five card draw, five card stud, lowball, Texas hold’em, and crazy eights. Wait, is crazy eights a poker game? I know five card draw, five card stud, lowball, and Texas hold’em.
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