She’s not my favorite country and western singer, but I guess she’s OK.
Um…okay…right.
Moving on, because holding non sequitor conversations is not my cup of tea…
Hey, hosts and hostesses, what do you guys have in terms of food?
What, can’t you? All of my friends can. :dubious: We can play ball if you’d prefer.
hawksgirl, no offense, darling but you’re a bitch, aren’t you? 
scandalized Why, I never! I thought you hosts were better than that! :mad:
I don’t know what you’re talking about, dot. I think she’s an adorable little bitch
Oh. I guess I can be amused at the wordplay. But still, most uncool, Diomedes, most uncool!
Unshiny?
Impressive. Got them both.
And Dio, you are indeed right about hawksgirl.
…is it just me, or has the party gone quiet all of a sudden?
…
shrugs Oh, well.
I guessed three more further up the page. posts 309, 313… and the other one was wrong. 
Things are quiet. Too many roofie coladas? 
I wouldn’t know, I dumped my drink a while back.
Sorry, ladies. I’ve already guessed on you, ppr… and dot’s not making any more sense to me with additional posts. And trends I thought I was picking up on get knocked out with each successive post.
Hey, Idle! How many people do we have left in this party, anyways?
Well, it’s about time. 
climbs down from bar and grabs her shirt
points [Nelson]HA-ha![/Nelson]
[oog]Idle, would it be kosher to drop some hints? Because I think I might be making it harder than it’s meant to be.[/oog]
Been brought to my attention that I missed some guesses…all by Dio. Two were right and one was wrong.
Here is the updated list.
Partygoers who have been guessed
[del]twickster[/del] (hates declarative or exclamatory sentences) Diomedes
[del]Taber[/del] (tells his life as plotlines from movies) lobstermonster
[del]Eureka[/del] (uses a pair of homophones in every post) Malacandra
[del]ZipperJJ[/del] (obessed with colors to the point of mentioning one in every post) Diomedes
[del]fisha[/del] (thinks this is a dating site) Diomedes
[del]MHaye[/del] (uses all the letters of the alphabet in every post) Diomedes
[del]DiggitCamara[/del] (incredibly lazy) [del]Malacandra[/del], Diomedes
[del]hocow[/del] (thinks he’s Cecil Adams) Malacandra
[del]fluiddruid[/del] (likes listing things/putting things in order) lobstermonster
[del]Drain Bead[/del] (is extremely forgetful) Malacandra
[del]lightingtool[/del] (thinks this is a pit thread against him) [del]lobstermonster[/del], Malacandra
[del]MadTheSwine[/del] (thinks he’s God) [del]Diomedes[/del], [del]lobstermonster[/del] Malacandra
[del]Kat[/del] (is an attention whore) [del]Diomedes, lobstermonster[/del], Malacandra
[del]Purplkid_Caterer[/del] (grammar nazi) [del]lobstermonster[/del], Diomedes
[del]fachverwirrt[/del] (favors even numbered posts, fears odd ones) Diomedes
[del]hawksgirl[/del] (thinks she’s a dog) Diomedes
Partygoers who have (incorrect) guesses on them
Elendil’s Heir [del]Diomedes[/del]
pprgrl [del]Diomedes[/del]
Partygoers with no guesses yet
dnooman
Blaster Master
dotchan
Hockey Monkey
And dot, I have said in the other topic that yours is probably the hardest to see, so yeah, if you want to be a bit more obvious, that’s fine.
A week remains.
In the future, I think I’ll make the time limit shorter.
[oog]Excellent!
Hint: Don’t just look at the posts in isolation, look at the whole, especially in relation to the other posts. There is a pattern. I also left a lot of “breadcrumbs”, to borrow the Mafia term.[/oog]
Man…you could hear a pin drop in here. I mean, I guess I don’t mind the quiet, but it is more intellectually stimulating to have someone to talk to.
[oog] When things quiet down in the ER tonight, I’ll start mapping your posts versus the Zodiac Killer’s body locations, I promise [/oog]
Please, dot, my apologies for the party winding down too soon. Perhaps we could watch a movie… ‘Serenity’, perhaps? No… that probably will bring up some bad memories for you. How about 'Hang ‘em High’? Or perhaps ‘The Hangman’?