Oh, really!? :dubious:
Then what would you say? Would say it’s fabulous… amazing… fantastic…? What grandiose adjective would you use to describe a party at which I am a guest?
Yes, yes you do. You win the thread.
Here you go. Enjoy.
Here is the updated list. As you see, Dio was wrong on one and Mal was right on two.
About the dnooman guess. It was good, but it’s a bit more specific (and simple) than that.
Partygoers who have been guessed
[del]twickster[/del] (hates declarative or exclamatory sentences) Diomedes
[del]Taber[/del] (tells his life as plotlines from movies) lobstermonster
[del]Eureka[/del] (uses a pair of homophones in every post) Malacandra
[del]ZipperJJ[/del] (obessed with colors to the point of mentioning one in every post) Diomedes
[del]fisha[/del] (thinks this is a dating site) Diomedes
[del]MHaye[/del] (uses all the letters of the alphabet in every post) Diomedes
[del]DiggitCamara[/del] (incredibly lazy) [del]Malacandra[/del], Diomedes
[del]hocow[/del] (thinks he’s Cecil Adams) Malacandra
[del]fluiddruid[/del] (likes listing things/putting things in order) lobstermonster
[del]Drain Bead[/del] (is extremely forgetful) Malacandra
[del]lightingtool[/del] (thinks this is a pit thread against him) [del]lobstermonster[/del], Malacandra
[del]MadTheSwine[/del] (thinks he’s God) [del]Diomedes[/del], [del]lobstermonster[/del] Malacandra
[del]Kat[/del] (is an attention whore) [del]Diomedes, lobstermonster[/del], Malacandra
[del]Purplkid_Caterer[/del] (grammar nazi) [del]lobstermonster[/del], Diomedes
[del]fachverwirrt[/del] (favors even numbered posts, fears odd ones) Diomedes
[del]hawksgirl[/del] (thinks she’s a dog) Diomedes
[del]pprgrl[/del] (only ever posts using seven words) [del]Diomedes[/del], Malacandra
[del]Hockey Monkey[/del] (has an alter ego/other personality which is a complete opposite) Malacandra
Partygoers who have (incorrect) guesses on them
Elendil’s Heir [del]Diomedes, Malacandra[/del]
Blaster Master [del]Diomedes[/del]
dnooman [del]Diomedes[/del]
Partygoers with no guesses yet
dotchan
Heh, nice to see some of you have a sense of humor, at least.
Post. 
…? What in the world does this mean?
Hahahaha.
Care to share what you find so amusing?
Nothinnnn’
Hey guys. I managed to lock myself in the closet yesterday and couldn’t get out until today. How the hell could that have happened, I mean nobody in their right mind…I really need to quit drinking.
You should be alright, as long as you don’t drink wine.
Ok, Ok. Geez.
Let’s try something…
“Doink”.
:shrug: ok…
doink.
…darn. Looks like it didn’t work.
How do those other guests do it…? Start a conversation that other people would join in, I mean.
Oh, well, see…
They’re interesting.
(Should I mention that I’m technically out of this party?)
Oh, I didn’t mean “Post” as in, you guys post. I meant it as in “here’s a post.”. 
I couldn’t. No matter how much I tried to get people to talk about me, they kept trying to talk about other stuff. And sometimes to other people, even.
But then I took my shirt off, and it all worked out. 
Yeah Dot, take your shirt off and I bet you’ll have all sorts of people talking to you!
Boobs always stimulate… conversation.