Yes, well, this is bizarro party. Everything’s backwards. Kat’s shy and retiring, Blaster Master has an inferiority complex, I’m afraid of even posts, and Mad the Swine thinks he’s dog.
Yeah, but you still haven’t guessed my quirk!
Far be it for me to contradict our genial host, but in assigning me my quirk he told me, “Your sight is bad and you constantly misread things,” not that I was deaf, as lobstermobster guessed. So I think I get to join the winner’s circle, too. 
Thanks, everybody. I had fun.