Eureka is using homonyms, not sure if there’s more to it than that.
And I have no idea where to even start with OneCentStamp – you seeing any patterns there, dotchan?
Anyone know any good variations of “hello”?
I’ve got a week, so I’m just trying to poke and prod for now rather than guess.
Although I may be steamed if OCS got a PM that said “Be bbs2k” when he was in high school. Because that’s how I’d peg him so far.
I’m doing my honest best here. I would hate for you to think of me as a poor guest. Would you like me to go to the car and get my Sir Mix-a-Lot CD? That always livens up a party. 36-24-36? Only if she 5’3"!!! 
Words to live by.
Errr…umm… well… I guess it’s what’s in the jar why don’t they ever tell us important stuff like that but I’ll look at this small writing yes! It’s what’s inside! Look at this incredible list of ingredients!
Isn’t that rather rude to talk of others when we’re here. Doesn’t anyone here have an idea of what it is to be polite? I’m sure your mother is distraught by this outrageous behavior. Surely, she’d be shamed.
While twickster is correct, I’m afraid I’m going to need more specificity in an answer than that. twickster can no longer guess on Kat.
Correctly guessed:
Anaamika: must use each successive character above the number line in successive posts. dotchan
Purplkid_Caterer: has a tendency for using hackneyed cliches. twickster
Zoggie: is an Advice Columnist dotchan
Incorrectly Guessed:
Kat: twickster
Unguessed:
Malacandra
Eureka
PriceGuy
BlasterMaster
OneCentStamp
Taber
featherlou
fachverwirt
Aesiron
DiggitCamera
(possibly Idle Thoughts. I sent him a quirk, but he may not show up for this round)
My apologies, would you rather we spoke of you behind your back?
I kid, I kid. We’ve been terrible hosts, haven’t we? Perhaps you could help me entertain some of the other guests.
(Host notes: Diggitcamara sounds like a newbie/unscrupulous salesman.
EDIT And since Diomedes has mod-ruled about twickster’s guess, I’m thinking that her specific quirk might be that she has to reference the Straight Dope’s administrators and mods. But I think we should poke at her a few more times to confirm this. We are down one guess on her, after all.)
That’s an impressive list of ingredients there, Diggitcamara. Other than vitamins, are you offering any other products?
I’m going to have to submit an official mod-thump here, OCS. This post is in violation of your quirk.
thump
ETA: Hopefully, this will help the hosts a lot, more than compensating for OCS’s misstep.
Plenty…
“hi” or “yo” if you’d want to be informal
“how’s it hangin’?” is what I’d consider saying to my buds
“good morn’” or “good evenin’” work if it is time suitable
Plus th’ good ol’ Australian greetin’: “Good’ay” possibly appended with “mate”
If you’d want some nonenglish ones, you’d have to seek your answer from some person that isn’t me.
investigate.
Hmmm…
Handy? Cometothedarksidewehavecookies? Philly cheesesteak? They’re not mods, SDSAB, or members of any other group that I can discern.
Damn. I told you I found it tricky. Oh well. Constant vigilance and all that. :smack:
I resent that! It’s just that I have many beautiful things people might be interested in! And I happen to have them in my car! But, like I said before, I’ll take [del]stock[/del] a ook at what you’ve got around here and show you some of my [del]samples[/del] beautiful stuff!
Okay, I’d sure like to have some dances or mayhap an intimidatingly gorgeous stripper undressing just to please me… us.
I’m also completely unable to locate some cake. Where’s my cake? I’m hungry, damnit! I’d even be cheerful to help bake some cake if we don’t have it. Do ya’ have some eggs or milk or whatever ingredient we need to bake cake? Pastry chef…? Haha, I’m hardly even able to cook canned soup.
I know a few in other languages. Do you speak any languages apart from English?
The best actor in the world.
Oh? What have you appeared in?
Oh, and I’m going to use one of my guesses…
PriceGuy must answer questions with another question.
The Mouse-trap.