Ed Zotti?
It’s not for yourself then? Who is calling?
Aeisron prodded.
I’d support you in making the following guesses:
And sorry, didn’t see this last night:
which is an excellent suggestion. Unfortunately, though I can post from work, I can’t devote large chunks of time to screwing around from work, so I can’t do this till tonight – bbs2k, will you have time to do some googling on this?
Hey, a Steinway! May I? You know, I can busk all of Rhapsody in Blue entirely from memory. 
Does the caller sound male or female? Did he/she identify him/herself?
bbs2k
How important can the phone call bee if ewe can’t make out who it’s four?
Hang up. If its really important, they will call back.
What is that? Rhapsody? They’re gnarly! Absolutely top-notch head-bangin’ power-metal. So… epic.
Oh, my hunger is continuing to grow. I’m in need of some cake. Where’s my bloody cake!? Unless, of course, there’s some pies; I’d love some pies as well… chocolates or pumpkins or merengue… yumyum.
Who’s servin’ th’ drinks? I’m also in need of some hard liquor. What kind of fiesta is it when I’m able to walk straight? We need people to be intoxicating themselves thoroughly. Lots of drinks!
If it is an attractive female, inform said caller to come here to do some strippin’. I’m findin’ this gala rather boring at this juncture. That mayhap will lift my spirit.
Rhapsody…the six Italian guys who have movie-like narration over top of the music, right? Cool stuff.
We can do that if you like - I speak Italian fluently. I learned it when I was in the Parachute Regiment.
Me too. Or, it’ll lift my something, anyway.
::leer::
Hell yeah! Well, they ain’t Rhapsody no more… they’re Rhapsody of Fire as of th’ most recent cd. Apparently, they were sued by Rhapsody (that file sharin’ software), even though they were around before. Oh well… Long live power-metal!
Speaking of that… what is this we’re listenin’ to? We need somethin’ hard like… power-metal or death-metal or doom or thrash. Yeah! Head-bangin’ is most pleasant.
Whoa! Keep it in your pant!
This piano’s out of tune. 
Wish I’d brought my wrench, I could’ve tuned it to concert pitch in about half an hour.
You can tune a piano, but can you tuna fish?
Malacandra, you intrigue me – tell me a little about your childhood.
Eww - your music sucks. I’ll just listen to my good stuff on my iPod.
twickster, are you trying to get us to out ourselves?
What a splendid little party you folks are having. Let’s keep it on page one, shall we?
She is cunning past man’s thought.