Party IV: The game

[ZipperJJ]

I’m starting to take offense to you hosts calling me a drunk. I mean, jeez louise - look at pprgrl …she obviously doesn’t know how to pace herself.

Woohoo!

[Rysto]

@pprgrl

Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost.

Are you looking to get slapped? Don’t start with me. I’ve been in the navy, and I have black belts in jujitsu and tae kwon do. I’m not looking for trouble here, so this is just a friendly warning.

Hey, can I get one of those too? I loves me a mint julep in the good old summertime. Well, I guess it’s the good old fall now, but you know what I mean.

Are you kidding? It’s a great feeling!

Three little words: You. Me. Outside. Now!

Shit, that’s four words. But I’m way better at kicking ass than I am at counting!

Darn it, I didn’t see ArizonaTeach there. Oh well, now you have two - and I used a clean glass. There’s no grease on this one.

You ain’t takin’ me anywhere! I’ll clean your clock! I’ll paint your wagon! I’ll mop the floor with you!

::drops into Crouching Tiger, Hidden Groinkick defensive stance and waits for fachverwirrt to make his move::

Oh no, not at all. In fact, I don’t really drink all that ofshen, and I neverdrink this much. But schometimes I like a little glass of cabaret - hiccup - I mean cabernet. Oh dear, I think maybe I;ve had too much already. I’m starting fights and slurring my words - my mother would be so ashamed! I’ll just get a mug of black coffee and sit on this couch until the room stops spinning. Oh, and fachaverververwhatsit? Never met the guy before.

It looks like pprgrl is using the titles of songs in her posts, but I can’t figure out these two:

No one, I’m allergic to flakes. I just don’t like guys who are disrespectful to the opposite sex. It really burns my bran muffins, if you know what I mean. I blame the mint julep, it’s gone right to my head. I think I should switch drinks - got any wine?

Too true. Everybody’s jumping on the band wagon of meanness and selfishness. If this keeps up it’s going to be an ugly party. Here, I’ll make you another mint julep - Zoggie’s recipe is really quite good.

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@ZipperJJ

I’m starting to take offense to you hosts calling me a drunk. I mean, jeez louise - look at pprgrl …she obviously doesn’t know how to pace herself.

Woohoo!

You’ve obviously had more experience with drinking than grl. What do you do, by the way, man?

[ZipperJJ]

@Diomedes

You’ve obviously had more experience with drinking than grl. What do you do, by the way, man?

I’m a hostess at a hoity-toity private club in Cleveland. Not a “gentleman’s club” but a club for gentlemen. So, since I’m a lady, they are always buying me drinks

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@ZipperJJ

I’m a hostess at a hoity-toity private club in Cleveland. Not a “gentleman’s club” but a club for gentlemen. So, since I’m a lady, they are always buying me drinks

::is really not very good at this whole gender thing::

And here I was, thinking you were a wild an out of control frat boy. Tell me more about this gentlemen’s club up on the North Coast. Is it like something out of Wodehouse?

[ZipperJJ]

@Diomedes

::is really not very good at this whole gender thing::

And here I was, thinking you were a wild an out of control frat boy. Tell me more about this gentlemen’s club up on the North Coast. Is it like something out of Wodehouse?

Yeah, exactly. It’s a place where, like, Bertie would run in for a drink with his pals Wiggie and Flopsy Mopsie, or whatever they’re called. 'Cept now it’s mostly older dudes not young Hugh Lauries

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@ZipperJJ

Yeah, exactly. It’s a place where, like, Bertie would run in for a drink with his pals Wiggie and Flopsy Mopsie, or whatever they’re called. 'Cept now it’s mostly older dudes not young Hugh Lauries

I’ve seen you post in Tribe threads. And you catch Wodehouse references? And you know of a Pre-House Hugh Laurie? I think I’m in love.

But no closer to figuring out what the heck your quirk is. What’s your favorite number? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Who shot JFK?

[ZipperJJ]

Hmmm…

1. 303
2. Itsy-bitsy angels? Seven?
3. Sirhan Sirhan?
   That help?

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@ZipperJJ

Hmmm…

1. 303
2. Itsy-bitsy angels? Seven?
3. Sirhan Sirhan?
   That help?

Tons. Well, sorta. Do you think Sirhan rhymes with Sirhan?

[ZipperJJ]

@Diomedes

Tons. Well, sorta. Do you think Sirhan rhymes with Sirhan?

You silly willy - they’re the same word! Of course they rhyme!

[Sticks_and_Scones]

Unless anyone has any objections, I’d like to play some music at this party.

[Rysto]

Go right ahead. What kind of music do you like?

[Sticks_and_Scones]

@Rysto

Go right ahead. What kind of music do you like?

Very Loud!

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@ZipperJJ

You silly willy - they’re the same word! Of course they rhyme!

Awww… if I guess you, you’ll go away and I’ll be lovelorn… sigh.

Official Guess: ZipperJJ must post with a rhyming two word phrase

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@Purplkid_Caterer

Very Loud!

You’re evil. Or twickster’s evil.

[Sticks_and_Scones]

@Diomedes

You’re evil. Or twickster’s evil.

What makes you say that???

[twickster]

@Diomedes

Awww… if I guess you, you’ll go away and I’ll be lovelorn… sigh.

Official Guess: ZipperJJ must post with a rhyming two word phrase

Correct.

@Diomedes

You’re evil. Or twickster’s evil.

I’m not seeing why those are mutually exclusive.

[twickster]

Update

Still in play:
**Blaster Master
DiggitCamara
pprgrl
Purplkid_Caterer
Taber **

One or more incorrect guesses:
…
Correctly guessed:
**ArizonaTeach ** (contradicts previous poster) – Diomedes
**Baffle ** (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto
bbs2k (superhero) – Antinor
**dotchan ** (politician running for office) – Diomedes
**Eureka ** (thinks hosts are sci-fi aliens) – Rysto
fachverwirrt (on the Jerry Springer Show) – Antinor & Rysto
kat (SDMB mod) – Rysto
**MHaye ** (provide a link) – Antinor
What Exit? (things in pairs) – Rysto
ZipperJJ (rhyming phrases) – Diomedes
**zoggie ** (units of measure) – Diomedes

[Rysto]

Let’s get pprgrl out of the way:

Official guess: pprgrl must include the title of a song in each post

[twickster]

@Rysto

Let’s get pprgrl out of the way:

Official guess: pprgrl must include the title of a song in each post

Nope.