Hey that’s ok, cutie patootie - you can catch me on the Dope, I’m here every day!
(for the record, while I do love baseball, Jeeves & Wooster and all things Fry & Laurie, the real ZipperJJ does not work at a “club for gentlemen” she is just a boring old Web designer who was looking for a way to get in “hoity toity” 
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Stop that right now! We’re supposed to be a TEAM! Is THIS the way you want to win this game?!?
See! THAT’s the spirit! Why can’t the rest of you learn from her example? (Sigh)
OK, Zoggie show them how to do it! Gimme twenty laps around the block!
See! THAT’s why I always use Zoggie as a rolemodel for the rest of ya! Blaster Master go right over to her house and swim 50 laps! ON the DOUBLE!
ppgrl, how come you look so new to me? And with those talents? I think we’ve been needing someone like you… Would you mind going to that corner and doing some shadowboxing? I’ll join you shortly and we’ll see what we can do with your talents.
You used me like that? And then took advantage of my Wodehouseobsession to work in “Flopsie Mopsy”? I’m hurt! Forever!
All right, Diggit… I’ll toss out the first host guess on you, now that you’ve come back. Next up: checking out the Mafia game we’re in.
Official Guess: DiggitCamara is a hard-nosed coach
X-Games, anyone?
And, BTW, Diomedes gets a “correctimundo” on DiggitCamara.
ETA: we’re down to Blaster Master, pprgrl, Purplkid_Cateter, and Taber for unguessed guests.
Ohh… I get it now!
Official Guess: Purplkid_Caterer must start each successive post with a successive letter of the alphabet.
(You only had two posts left before you had to go with AArdvark?)
ETA: Actually, each sentence, not each post.
Yup.
I hope it wasn’t my reaction to the X-games post that gave it away – she’d been concerned (in the chit-chat thread) about where she’d go, and I threw in “X-games.” Maybe she was just worried about reaching the end of the alphabet, though.
You’re a smart one! 
Zowie, it’s almost naptime here!
You did a great job, BTW. It took them a looooooooooooooooong time to figure yours out.
Seriously. I think I’d looked at alphabetically at your posts, but hadn’t thought to check sentence by sentence. Good work making it seem natural.
Aaaaah, thanks!
Wow, hosts… we’ve got three guests left, and plenty of time to get them. Could we possibly see a Host victory?
Prolly not. I bet twickster has a few real bombs in this last group.
Official Guess: pprgirl must reference a musical in each post.
Not necessarily – I think I made the quirks too easy this time. 
Not that either Taber or Blaster Master is all that easy.
Yup, that’s it.
It’s really hard to tell what’s going to be easy, and what’s going to be tough, isn’t it? There’re some that are going to be pretty obvious, of course, but the ones that weren’t gotten last game were definitely not the ones I thought would be left at the end.
I’m afraid I’m not posting enough, since I have such a difficult quirk, but my quirk doesn’t really provide motivation to post in the same way that “post as Dionysus” does. I mean when Mr. Dionysus sees a post, he can respond as Dionysus but my quirk provides no such set response.
I don’t think you should be giving away such enormous clues as this. 