Oh. Were the two of you, um, romantically involved before?
Don’t you start. I know what you’re up to. Just because you had my baby doesn’t give you any rights over me.
I never said I was any good at hosting. I just enjoy it. 
Ok, I don’t think you need to use that kind of language. She’s probably a lovely person.
You just say that because you’re part of their filthy love triangle… quadrangle… whatever the hell it is.
Silly me. I don’t know a lot about drinks and that sort of thing…
…what about celery? Do you have any of that? I hear you use up more calories by chewing it because it’s so low in fat and such.
Well, maybe I’ll have a screwdriver…
As shown, no, just a really bad habit of mine. Sorry about that.
I thought this was a wine and cheese party, not a lock and key party. What’s going on around here?
Just shut up and go back to your trailer.
Oh, please, you know what’s going on here, and I find your attempts to be “innocent” kind of annoying.
All right, that’s it! You’re going down!
Now, I am just upset. I think I will take my cheese and crackers and go. I guess watching Gracie and Allen is out, huh?
That’s enough with the personal insults. Take it to the Pit, or off board.
Kat, kindly don’t be a junior mod in our party.
[host note]Should I just make this an official guess?[/hn]
I can fix that mis-uncapitalization for ya if you like, twicks. 
So! You thought I hadn’t arrived yet! Thought you could just slack off while I’m away!
And what’s that? Baffle’s already given away her quirk? Man, that’s truly bad playing!
Kat! Pick it up! More zest!
Go, people, go go go!
I love Gracie Allen! She’s adorable. That dress she was wearing on that show, that one time…I totally tried to make one just like it. If you want, I can make you one. I’ve got yards and yards of fabric left over.
Yeah, I’m going for it:
Official Guess: Kat thinks she’s a SDMB moderator
Hey, I ain’t a junior anything!
I don’t where dresses, being a guy and all. I have X and Y chromosomes. Thank you for the offer.
Of course, I meant ‘Burns and Allen’, not Gracie and Allen.
By the way, I was checking the table out, I don’t see any Salt and Pepper out.
Oh, my, I’ve been a bad host. Zoggie, here’s a vegetable plate. Try the yellow dip; it’s a recipe from my mom with curry in it. Very good, if I may say so myself.
Now, you say you have a lot of fabric left over from your dress-making project? Did you buy too much, or did you just never manage to finish? What other projects have you tried?
Diggit, you seem very enthusiastic. What do you do for a living?