Sir, that sort of language is uncalled for, even at a party. If you have an issue with me, we can work this out at another time.
Those allegations were completely unfounded. Watch your words or I will have you in court for defamation. (sigh I went to this party to avoid this sort of unpleasantness.)
I don’t know, I was trying to keep my movements under wraps today. Apparently my whereabouts were leaked to the press. My publicist is releasing a statement for me right now, hopefully that will get them to back off…until they need the next sound bite, anyway. weak smile
I have never had relations of that kind with that person.
Oh, and What Exit… I think we have some [del]pairs[/del] pears on the fruit board, if you’d like. You seem like the sort of person who might enjoy them.
No problem, you’re hardly the last and only fashionably late. We have fruit and vegetables over there by the coolers. Chips and dips are on the main table. Beer and soda in the coolers. There will be cookies and ice cream for later, also pie and cake.
Ah, it does a Yankee fan well to see two Boston Fans argue. However, we don’t need any blood and gore at this party, so maybe we should turn our talk to sports and leisure?