Party IV: The game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Listen, bitch, I told you to stay the hell away.
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Sir, that sort of language is uncalled for, even at a party. If you have an issue with me, we can work this out at another time.

[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Stupid whore slept with my brother.
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Those allegations were completely unfounded. Watch your words or I will have you in court for defamation. (sigh I went to this party to avoid this sort of unpleasantness.)

[QUOTE=Diomedes]
dotchan, dear. While we’d love to have you here, I don’t know if there’s room enough for that entire entourage. What are they all here for?
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I don’t know, I was trying to keep my movements under wraps today. Apparently my whereabouts were leaked to the press. My publicist is releasing a statement for me right now, hopefully that will get them to back off…until they need the next sound bite, anyway. weak smile

[QUOTE=Rysto]
Oh. Were the two of you, um, romantically involved before?
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I have never had relations of that kind with that person.

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[QUOTE=Zoggie]

Well, maybe I’ll have a screwdriver…
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Phillips or slot? I might have a set of Torx around here, somewhere as well…

I understand entirely, damned paparazzi. So, do tell, what is your favorite US state?

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Oh, and What Exit… I think we have some [del]pairs[/del] pears on the fruit board, if you’d like. You seem like the sort of person who might enjoy them.

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Sorry I’m late, I was needed elsewhere.

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Alrighty then! Bet you were waiting for my appearance to get this party started!?!

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]
This may bepremature, but that’s what the start of parties are for, right?

Official guess: What Exit? must use extraneous capitals in his posts.
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And our first strike is out of the way.

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[QUOTE=Kat]
I can fix that mis-uncapitalization for ya if you like, twicks. :smiley:
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[oog]Oops![/oog]

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[QUOTE=Rysto]
Yeah, I’m going for it:

Official Guess: Kat thinks she’s a SDMB moderator
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Official acknowlegement – yup.

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God, you guys are fabulous! I’m really enjoying reading this – hope I didn’t make the quirks too easy, they’re dropping like flies.

Still in play:
**ArizonaTeach
bbs2k
Blaster Master
DiggitCamara
dotchan
Eureka
fachverwirrt
MHaye
pprgrl
Purplkid_Caterer
Taber
ZipperJJ
zoggie **

One or more incorrect guesses:
**What Exit? ** [del]Diomedes[/del]

Correctly guessed:
**Baffle ** (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto
kat (SDMB mod) – Rysto

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Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost.

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[QUOTE=pprgrl]
Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost.
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Typical. Bitch can’t do anything right.

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[QUOTE=pprgrl]
Hi everyone, sorry I’m so late. I made a wrong turn at the Holiday Inn and got completely lost.
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No problem, you’re hardly the last and only fashionably late. We have fruit and vegetables over there by the coolers. Chips and dips are on the main table. Beer and soda in the coolers. There will be cookies and ice cream for later, also pie and cake.

You can put your hat and coat in the hall closet.

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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Typical. Bitch can’t do anything right.
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Citizen, I’ll ask you to be more polite in front of a lady.

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[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Citizen, I’ll ask you to be more polite in front of a lady.
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Get off the stage, “Baby Sweets”, or I’ll tell your bitch whore wife why your sister’s baby looks so much like you.

75

[QUOTE=bbs2k]
Citizen, I’ll ask you to be more polite in front of a lady.
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Hey, bbs2k. How’s it going? Did I see you down at the firing range last weekend/

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[QUOTE=Diomedes]
Hey, bbs2k. How’s it going? Did I see you down at the firing range last weekend/
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Someone had to stop that escaped convict.

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[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Get off the stage, “Baby Sweets”, or I’ll tell your bitch whore wife why your sister’s baby looks so much like you.
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Ah, it does a Yankee fan well to see two Boston Fans argue. However, we don’t need any blood and gore at this party, so maybe we should turn our talk to sports and leisure?

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Ah, it does a Yankee fan well…
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Speaking of inbred morons. Did your mama finally let you out of the bedroom so you could spout your bullshit all over the airwaves?

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Ah, it does a Yankee fan well to see two Boston Fans argue. However, we don’t need any blood and gore at this party, so maybe we should turn our talk to sports and leisure?
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Oh, my, no! Blood and gore is just what this party needs! Let’s start with the Yankee fans!

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[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
Oh, my, no! Blood and gore is just what this party needs! Let’s start with the Yankee fans!
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Eep, time to run and hide.

Or maybe time for Smith and Wesson.