For the love of God… Who thought it was a good plan to give me the wrong street? I was lost eight blocks east of here, and I crashed some other bash. Well… at least I got some free beer out of it… though, it may have been a bad choice to drive here, since I was a smidge drunk.
Hope it’s fine that I parked on the lawn next to the pool. It was the only spot I could find. You might have tire tracks in your yard…
Where’s the grub? I’m starved!
Hi, everyone! I hope it’s ok that I didn’t bring anything to eat this time. I wasn’t sure what our hosts would enjoy.
No food? No food!? How dare you come here and not bring food. That, my friend, is just plain wrong. Now I will be a frail corpse. You will come to rue this day!
You have got to be kidding. Everyone else brought something. I can’t believe this, no it’s not ok. We’re hungry!
OK, OK, I’ll see if I can find a grocery store or something and buy something. Any suggestions of delicacies exotic enough that our hosts would enjoy them, but not so exotic I can’t find them at the local store?
Official Guess: Every post by What Exit? contains two nouns in a list with and. For example, Smith and Wesson, salt and pepper, knives and forks, etc
Edit: [host note]I think that bbs2k is some kind of superhero.[/hn]
You got it.
Of course, the fact that he kept capping the nouns in question made it pretty glaring. :smack:
Well, I did stop after the second post, after you brought it to my attention. :smack:
It was my fault, there was heavy rains and flooding.
Until post #59 … 
(side note, the hard drive on my home computer crashed, so I’m limited to playing during the weekday at the moment)
Welcome to our party everyone! I’ll be mingling and getting to know you all very soon!
/scrutinizes Antinor01 closely
I have to leave for a bit because I’ve been chastized for failling to bring any food with me. What can you eat? What do you prefer to eat? Are there any common foods you can’t eat? How about your fellow hosts?
Man, so much hostility here at this party. Negative vibes. I’m just here to get happy slappy drunk. What’s with the booze-free sangrias? Damn, people!
Dude, I’m not sensing any hostility, just a desire to have a good time! And while I’m planning on getting drunk too, aren’t you the designated driver? I’m keeping an eye on you - you are not getting “slappy happy drunk” on my watch!
I’m afraid it’s not that simple. If it were just paparazzi, I could issue restraining orders, but since I’m such a public figure I’m followed everywhere by legitamite media figures as well.
Ooh, that’s hard to say. Of course I have the fondest thoughts for my home State, but every one of the others that I have traveled through each have so much to offer.
You aren’t sensing hostility? are you just not reading fachverwirrt? That dude just scares me.
Eh, he’s just a lonely child crying out in the wilderness, really. What’s scary about that?
So Dotchan, how do you feel about dinner hosts that charge $1,500 per person to attend? Not that we do here of course.
Do you know a good drycleaner? I need to have a cape cared for.
Can we tone down some of the snarkyness here, guys? Don’t you know this is supposed to be a party???
That’s quite all right. I heard about this diet though, where you only eat once every 4 days! What do you think?