I think that’s about as likely to work as **Antinor01’s ** realizing that capes are **so ** 2003.
Oh, not that much…my mad skills are not what they used to be. Thank you for the dip, though!
I suppose it might work. Some girls have all the luck–they eat and eat and never gain so much as an ounce!
Can you get some dog? I’m sure you can find some at the pet store. Though you may have to gut and skin it on your own.
Official host guess - Zoggie is anorexic or related body image issues.
Nope.
Well, really, now, would an anorexic have as much stamina as me? I ran two miles last night without even breaking a sweat!
(Besides, I can’t live without my chocolate cake with the oozy frosting.)
:rolleyes: I’d like to see that. It’s not physically possible.
Damnit!
Hi there Taber, welcome to the party! Can I get you anything?
I’m a woman! I don’t sweat, I glow. But I didn’t glow last night either. I’ve a ton of friends who will back me up. It just isn’t ladylike to sweat.
Zoggie dear, would you perhaps like a mint julip? We have a lovely magnolia tree you can sit under…and then perhaps some gentlemen callers to entertain.
(I know I burned my official guess, but if my new thought is right I can at least help the other hosts)
Oh no, don’t get up, I can find the veggie tray alright. These parties are interesting. Party 1 - A drunken frat booze fest. This one - healthy veggie trays and alcohol free sangrias. What a contrast. I blame dnooman.
No problem, I’m sure we can have something else brought in if you want more than veggies. We do try to be accomodating.
Sure. You have a beautiful front yard, I must say! So elegant, so divine, just like home.
I don’t think so. The only way I like meat is if it comes nicely wrapped in plastic. Besides, are you sure the Hosts would enjoy dog?
/wanders off to examine the decor, particularily looking for family portraits of Hosts
Do you like what I did to it? The brand new ditch I carved with my tires when I parked?
If you want it wrapped… why can’t you do it? Go buy that dog, skin it, gut it, then wrap it up.
And I do think the hosts will like it. They won’t know what it is, lest they spy on their guests. They will say, “wow, what is this? This is great!”
Typical. That’s how you ended up knocking up both my sisters and the dog.
What the…what? You guys are going to try to serve me dog? I may be drunk now but I’m not really inclined to snarf any “Scooby snacks,” if you get my gist. Why don’t you serve some of those teenie weenie pork by-products in a can. “Cocktail Weenies” I think they’re called. I wonder if Eureka likes meats that come in cans as well?
No need to worry about me, what would you like?