[QUOTE=Antinor01]
That’s quite all right. I heard about this diet though, where you only eat once every 4 days! What do you think?
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I think that’s about as likely to work as **Antinor01’s ** realizing that capes are **so ** 2003.
[QUOTE=Rysto]
Oh, my, I’ve been a bad host. Zoggie, here’s a vegetable plate. Try the yellow dip; it’s a recipe from my mom with curry in it. Very good, if I may say so myself.
Now, you say you have a lot of fabric left over from your dress-making project? Did you buy too much, or did you just never manage to finish? What other projects have you tried?
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Oh, not that much…my mad skills are not what they used to be. Thank you for the dip, though!
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
That’s quite all right. I heard about this diet though, where you only eat once every 4 days! What do you think?
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I suppose it might work. Some girls have all the luck–they eat and eat and never gain so much as an ounce!
[QUOTE=Eureka]
OK, OK, I’ll see if I can find a grocery store or something and buy something. Any suggestions of delicacies exotic enough that our hosts would enjoy them, but not so exotic I can’t find them at the local store?
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Can you get some dog? I’m sure you can find some at the pet store. Though you may have to gut and skin it on your own.
Official host guess - Zoggie is anorexic or related body image issues.
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Official host guess - Zoggie is anorexic or related body image issues.
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Nope.
Well, really, now, would an anorexic have as much stamina as me? I ran two miles last night without even breaking a sweat!
(Besides, I can’t live without my chocolate cake with the oozy frosting.)
[QUOTE=Zoggie]
Well, really, now, would an anorexic have as much stamina as me? I ran two miles last night without even breaking a sweat!
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:rolleyes: I’d like to see that. It’s not physically possible.
[QUOTE=twickster]
Nope.
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Damnit!
[QUOTE=Taber]
Hi, I’m Taber. Who are you? What kinds of snacks do you guys have? I enjoy parties, but I hate that I always arrive before others, I never learn to be fashionably late.
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Hi there Taber, welcome to the party! Can I get you anything?
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
:rolleyes: I’d like to see that. It’s not physically possible.
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I’m a woman! I don’t sweat, I glow. But I didn’t glow last night either. I’ve a ton of friends who will back me up. It just isn’t ladylike to sweat.
[QUOTE=Zoggie]
I’m a woman! I don’t sweat, I glow. But I didn’t glow last night either. I’ve a ton of friends who will back me up. It just isn’t ladylike to sweat.
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Zoggie dear, would you perhaps like a mint julip? We have a lovely magnolia tree you can sit under…and then perhaps some gentlemen callers to entertain.
(I know I burned my official guess, but if my new thought is right I can at least help the other hosts)
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Hi there Taber, welcome to the party! Can I get you anything?
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Oh no, don’t get up, I can find the veggie tray alright. These parties are interesting. Party 1 - A drunken frat booze fest. This one - healthy veggie trays and alcohol free sangrias. What a contrast. I blame dnooman.
[QUOTE=Taber]
Oh no, don’t get up, I can find the veggie tray alright. These parties are interesting. Party 1 - A drunken frat booze fest. This one - healthy veggie trays and alcohol free sangrias. What a contrast. I blame dnooman.
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No problem, I’m sure we can have something else brought in if you want more than veggies. We do try to be accomodating.
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Zoggie dear, would you perhaps like a mint julip? We have a lovely magnolia tree you can sit under…and then perhaps some gentlemen callers to entertain.
(I know I burned my official guess, but if my new thought is right I can at least help the other hosts)
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Sure. You have a beautiful front yard, I must say! So elegant, so divine, just like home.
[QUOTE=Blaster Master]
Can you get some dog? I’m sure you can find some at the pet store. Though you may have to gut and skin it on your own.
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I don’t think so. The only way I like meat is if it comes nicely wrapped in plastic. Besides, are you sure the Hosts would enjoy dog?
/wanders off to examine the decor, particularily looking for family portraits of Hosts
[QUOTE=Zoggie]
Sure. You have a beautiful front yard, I must say! So elegant, so divine, just like home.
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Do you like what I did to it? The brand new ditch I carved with my tires when I parked?
[QUOTE=Eureka]
I don’t think so. The only way I like meat is if it comes nicely wrapped in plastic. Besides, are you sure the Hosts would enjoy dog?
/wanders off to examine the decor, particularily looking for family portraits of Hosts
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If you want it wrapped… why can’t you do it? Go buy that dog, skin it, gut it, then wrap it up.
And I do think the hosts will like it. They won’t know what it is, lest they spy on their guests. They will say, “wow, what is this? This is great!”
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Negative vibes. I’m just here to get happy slappy drunk.
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Typical. That’s how you ended up knocking up both my sisters and the dog.
What the…what? You guys are going to try to serve me dog? I may be drunk now but I’m not really inclined to snarf any “Scooby snacks,” if you get my gist. Why don’t you serve some of those teenie weenie pork by-products in a can. “Cocktail Weenies” I think they’re called. I wonder if Eureka likes meats that come in cans as well?
[QUOTE=Eureka]
I don’t think so. The only way I like meat is if it comes nicely wrapped in plastic. Besides, are you sure the Hosts would enjoy dog?
/wanders off to examine the decor, particularily looking for family portraits of Hosts
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No need to worry about me, what would you like?