Well, if you’re offering…
…are…are…are you saying…I’m…FAT?! ::sobs:: All I’ve had to eat today are two M&Ms, a teaspoon of Diet cola, a cup of water and a soupcon of salt. I’m entitled to a mint julep!
Are you looking to get slapped? Don’t start with me. I’ve been in the navy, and I have black belts in jujitsu and tae kwon do. I’m not looking for trouble here, so this is just a friendly warning.
Host private chat!!!
Here is who is left and my brief analysis of what we know so far along with possible quirks for most. There are a couple I really don’t know.
ArizonaTeach - no clue
bbs2k - expect proper behavior in front of woman, catches escaped convicts. Possibly policeman or superhero
Blaster Master - asks a question in every post
DiggitCamara - drill sargeant?
dotchan - public figure, lots of reporters, has a publicist. Actor or politician.
Eureka - very concerned about finding out about the hosts, I agree that Eureka probably has the game backward.
fachverwirrt - very angry, has been in jail, has at least one exwife, lots of drama. maybe a Jerry Springer guest.
pprgrl - was in the navy, black belts in two martial arts. need more info
Purplkid_Caterer - Hmm, two posts with lots of ??? and !!!.
Taber - No clue
ZipperJJ - lots of talk about drinking and heavy drinking. Alcoholic.
Zoggie - Very concerned about food and diet, can sew, likes mint julips. Sororiety girl or southern belle.
Hey, can I get one of those too? I loves me a mint julep in the good old summertime. Well, I guess it’s the good old fall now, but you know what I mean. 
Heckle & Jeckle? What’s that - a drink?
So, is that a no to my offer of a glass of water?
Well, all right…Antinor, dear, do you want to ask me some more questions? I’ll be sitting here if you want to come back–I’ve been on my feet all night long at this party, and I must take a break!
tastes like burning!
Are you kidding? It’s a great feeling!
here you go, Zoggie… is it all right that I didn’t have the pewter mug to serve it in?
hustles in
Ok, here’s two mint juleps for Zoggie and pprgrl. Zoggie, let me quickly grab you a chair. Taber, if water’s not to your liking can I get your something stronger? If you’re sure you’re allowed to do so?
Hm, I seem to have an extra mint julep seeing as Dio got in ahead of me. Taber, can I tempt you?
Oh, I see Rysto found the mugs. dotchan, can I interest you in a drink?
Did you get your drink? Sorry that I was so remiss. Now we can have a nice chat. Here’s a fun little question, if you were one of the Golden Girls which one would you be?
They don’t call it fire water for no reason
They don’t call it fire water ever.
And from what I’ve heard, the entire Navy’s been in you.
Bring it on!
No thank you anyone, I don’t drink, it sets a bad example. I will open any jar of olives you can’t open though.
You probably just didn’t hear me before with this noisy party, but do you know a good drycleaner? I need to have a cape cared for.
You seem very interesting, like you should be on TV. Have you ever?