A few protoguesses:
bbs2k is a cop.
dotchan is a politician.
Eureka has the game backwards, she thinks it’s the guests job to guess the hosts.
Gotcha. By the way, does this little jingle mean anything to you? sings “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
Those sound pretty good to me. I’ll add my new thought about Zoggie, southern belle.
No, and if you don’t stop egging me on, I swear I’m gonna knock your lights out, no matter who tries to stop me. You know they love it when we fight.
Staggers in.
Sorry I’m late guys and gals. I had my arm twisted to find a supply of bacon salt for my fiancee. She insisted I run it over before coming here.
She’s sorry she couldn’t come herself though.
So anyone going to get a guy a drink? I’m dying of thirst here.
Good to see you, MHaye.
A drink? We have lots to choose from. What will it be?
Glad you could make it! Any idea how long you can stay?
poor bacon salt. I hope it is ok. I’m not sure it can survive that, your car is pretty heavy.
A Guinness please.
Here, have a beer or three. Did you smuggle us a container of the BS, or does the fiancee have it all?
I’m back in the runabout. It’s surprisingly light; they didn’t weigh in much over the half-ton.
Sorry Dio - she snuck out and found the bag I stashed in the front. Just to help with ballast, you understand? 
(Loading an 8lb bag of potatoes in the front luggage space did wonders for handling…)
Official host guess - MHaye must include a link in every post.
Shit. That one was too easy.
Yup, another one bites the dust. Or the bacon salt.
Update
Still in play:
**ArizonaTeach
bbs2k
Blaster Master
DiggitCamara
dotchan
Eureka
fachverwirrt
pprgrl
Purplkid_Caterer
Taber
ZipperJJ
**
One or more incorrect guesses:
**zoggie ** [del]Antinor[/del]
Correctly guessed:
**Baffle ** (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto
kat (SDMB mod) – Rysto
**MHaye ** (provide a link) – Antinor
What Exit? (things in pairs) – Rysto
Blaster Master, Where are you from?
This party really moved along today and with only a little pushing and shoving. You are a good host Rysto.
Twickster, I can’t believe I went back to the caps mistake after you were nice enough to remind me I was doing it. I cannot seem to break the habit. In fact, I just had to go back and correct Caps to cap.
Anyway, anyone up for some Heckle & Jeckle?
Not in the least. Wait, is it anything like slap and tickle?
No, not even then.
Yoo hoo! I’m still here and I’m waiting on my mint julep, and I do hate to get impatient, but a girl gets thirsty.
In case you were wondering, I’m enclosing the recipe down here. And come up and see me some time, why don’t you?
2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups water (branch water is ideal)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Ice
Kentucky Bourbon (2 ounces per serving)
Sorry about that, did you need a parasol to protect your delicate complexion?
Damn, that’s a lot of sugar. Just reading the recipe makes my teeth hurt.