A few protoguesses:
bbs2k is a cop.
dotchan is a politician.
Eureka has the game backwards, she thinks it’s the guests job to guess the hosts.
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt]
Ain’t sayin’. Can’t let my ex-wives and probation officers track me down.
Hey, you’re gonna blur my face, right?
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Gotcha. By the way, does this little jingle mean anything to you? sings “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
[QUOTE=Diomedes]
A few protoguesses:
bbs2k is a cop.
dotchan is a politician.
Eureka has the game backwards, she thinks it’s the guests job to guess the hosts.
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Those sound pretty good to me. I’ll add my new thought about Zoggie, southern belle.
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Gotcha. By the way, does this little jingle mean anything to you? sings “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
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No, and if you don’t stop egging me on, I swear I’m gonna knock your lights out, no matter who tries to stop me. You know they love it when we fight.
Staggers in.
Sorry I’m late guys and gals. I had my arm twisted to find a supply of bacon salt for my fiancee. She insisted I run it over before coming here.
She’s sorry she couldn’t come herself though.
So anyone going to get a guy a drink? I’m dying of thirst here.
Good to see you, MHaye.
A drink? We have lots to choose from. What will it be?
[QUOTE=MHaye]
Staggers in.
Sorry I’m late guys and gals. I had my arm twisted to find a supply of bacon salt for my fiancee. She insisted I run it over before coming here.
She’s sorry she couldn’t come herself though.
So anyone going to get a guy a drink? I’m dying of thirst here.
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Glad you could make it! Any idea how long you can stay?
[QUOTE=MHaye]
Staggers in.
Sorry I’m late guys and gals. I had my arm twisted to find a supply of bacon salt for my fiancee. She insisted I run it over before coming here.
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poor bacon salt. I hope it is ok. I’m not sure it can survive that, your car is pretty heavy.
[QUOTE=Rysto]
Good to see you, MHaye.
A drink? We have lots to choose from. What will it be?
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A Guinness please.
[QUOTE=MHaye]
Staggers in.
Sorry I’m late guys and gals. I had my arm twisted to find a supply of bacon salt for my fiancee. She insisted I run it over before coming here.
She’s sorry she couldn’t come herself though.
So anyone going to get a guy a drink? I’m dying of thirst here.
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Here, have a beer or three. Did you smuggle us a container of the BS, or does the fiancee have it all?
[QUOTE=Taber]
poor bacon salt. I hope it is ok. I’m not sure it can survive that, your car is pretty heavy.
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I’m back in the runabout. It’s surprisingly light; they didn’t weigh in much over the half-ton.
Sorry Dio - she snuck out and found the bag I stashed in the front. Just to help with ballast, you understand? 
(Loading an 8lb bag of potatoes in the front luggage space did wonders for handling…)
Official host guess - MHaye must include a link in every post.
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Official host guess - MHaye must include a link in every post.
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Shit. That one was too easy.
Yup, another one bites the dust. Or the bacon salt.
Update
Still in play:
**ArizonaTeach
bbs2k
Blaster Master
DiggitCamara
dotchan
Eureka
fachverwirrt
pprgrl
Purplkid_Caterer
Taber
ZipperJJ
**
One or more incorrect guesses:
**zoggie ** [del]Antinor[/del]
Correctly guessed:
**Baffle ** (in a Looney Tunes cartoon) – Rysto
kat (SDMB mod) – Rysto
**MHaye ** (provide a link) – Antinor
What Exit? (things in pairs) – Rysto
Blaster Master, Where are you from?
This party really moved along today and with only a little pushing and shoving. You are a good host Rysto.
Twickster, I can’t believe I went back to the caps mistake after you were nice enough to remind me I was doing it. I cannot seem to break the habit. In fact, I just had to go back and correct Caps to cap.
Anyway, anyone up for some Heckle & Jeckle?
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
Anyway, anyone up for some Heckle & Jeckle?
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Not in the least. Wait, is it anything like slap and tickle?
No, not even then.
Yoo hoo! I’m still here and I’m waiting on my mint julep, and I do hate to get impatient, but a girl gets thirsty.
In case you were wondering, I’m enclosing the recipe down here. And come up and see me some time, why don’t you?
2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups water (branch water is ideal)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Ice
Kentucky Bourbon (2 ounces per serving)
[QUOTE=Zoggie]
Yoo hoo! I’m still here and I’m waiting on my mint julep, and I do hate to get impatient, but a girl gets thirsty.
In case you were wondering, I’m enclosing the recipe down here. And come up and see me some time, why don’t you?
2 cups granulated sugar
2 cups water (branch water is ideal)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Ice
Kentucky Bourbon (2 ounces per serving)
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Sorry about that, did you need a parasol to protect your delicate complexion?
Damn, that’s a lot of sugar. Just reading the recipe makes my teeth hurt.