Hey, hflathead – Thanks for pointing out this thread. I hadn’t seen it yet. I feel honored to have made the 500,000th post. I’m afraid I already own a quite splendid toaster, so I think I will settle for the new car. I’m leaning towards the new BMW roadster…that won’t be a problem, will it?
JimB – I’m a he. And I’ll second the comments in the aforementioned thread: great detective work. You have thrown an admirable amount of brain power at such a trivial question. My kind of guy.
So anyway, what kind of party do you guys throw for the 500,000th post? I filled the back of my van with cases of beer–it’s parked right outside–but I was hoping you guys would provide the munchies. I see you have the Twister game and the massage oils all laid out, though I’m nervous about that goat being here. So when do the lovely ladies arrive?
I’ll have one of those beers while I get my huge smoker grill started to do these spicey hot wings I brought. We probably should let Byz in on it so we get all the really kinky, perverted hijacks going early! ( Don’t deny it Byz, just revel in your sexual glory…) She’ll probably let the rest of the crew in on it too. Well, better get cookin’ for the beer gets warm…
:::put on hot pepper apron with matching head wrap, stands close to grill, warming up so the Byz flame doesn’t hurt so bad::
later, Tom
I hope I didn’t steal any glory from dpr. Heck, I was just an innocent bystander who walked in at the right time. I’m willing to go halfsies on the car with dpr. We could switch off driving/riding shotgun and go cruisin’.
In the meantime, I’m grabbing another beer and taking a load off. Watch it with that grill – I don’t want my brats getting overdone.