Well actually, I’m under a court order not to own or operate a blender. Some joker convinced the government that I was capable of making every sub at every delicatessen in the country launch it’s missiles by whistling into a blender.
But oh do I miss the sweet, dulcet tones of liquefied food. Everything tastes better when you mix it together.
Well, I wasn’t exactly invited…I had to sneak in through a secret passage way. Luckily, since I was wearing my Cloak of Invisibility™, no one saw me.
And, yes you can get me another drink. I’m having butterbeer, but baring that, pumpkin juice will do.
Eeeeew! There’s no telling where this conversation will lead. Noplace good, I believe. Not sure I can deal with it.
Ooo, I have a great idea for a game! We’ll pass around a list of alternate uses uses for a blender, and everyone will try and guess what the most popular answer is! Then we can hand out points for guessing the most populoar answer. I’ll start:
Getting Scarlett J. to take her top off: 1
Automated Bris instrument: 1
Anyone else?
OtakuLoki
May I suggest you take any pictures you intend to take before people get wild and crazy with blenders? 
I just read the OP, and this looks like fun, but I gotta run. I’ll be back later.
Daniel
Well, don’t come back too late – otherwise, you’ll probably come back to a wild tale of how Omi no Kami was osterized from polite society. Heh heh heh heh heh.
Vibrator replacement.
Man, I never get invited to any of Obama’s parties, or anything else party related. If he did invite me, he’s see what great assets I have!
Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself!
Daniel
Did you?
Logically, all we can know is the existence of the pie. That you are the creator, and indeed that there is a creator at all, can’t be concluded simply from the fact that the pie exists.
[oog]Og, you guys are kicking ass. You have no idea how much fun this thread is to read when you know all the quirks.[/oog]
And because I believe we’re at the top of page 2, here’s the guest list:
GUESTS:
Antinor01
Autolycus
brujaja
Dolores Reborn
Drain Bead
Eureka
Inner Stickler
Justin Credible
Kat
Left Hand of Dorkness
MadTheSwine
Omi no Kami
OtakuLoki
Revenant Threshold
Rysto
tdn
Wargamer
I’ll take some pie! ::shakes Left Hand’s left hand ::
Well, don’t let tdn eat it all! He ate it all at the last party.
I’m not a big fan of lemon meringue pie. I prefer chocolate cream or raspberry. Maybe apple pie.
Kat Knapp wine? Never head of it, is it any good? Although, yeah, it is a cute kitty, and how awfully nice it was of them to name a wine after me, don’t you think?
(Um, does anyone know who this big ugly palooka is who’s talking smack about my pie? I’d rather not give anything at all to eat to a monster like that)
Daniel
Yeah, I don’t care for lemon merangue pie either. It doen’t really go with the butterbeer I’m drinking. Didn’t anyone bring any pumpkin pie?
Hey, I’m not talking smack about anything. It’s just…well…meringue scares me.
Unless you were talking about someone else, in which case, never mind.
Here you go–I’ve got your plate balanced on the one you’re not shaking. (surely there’s a better way to type that–OTOYNS?)
Daniel