[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Oh I would you see, but I’m a hemophiliac and anything metal scares me. Could you do it for me please?
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Well actually, I’m under a court order not to own or operate a blender. Some joker convinced the government that I was capable of making every sub at every delicatessen in the country launch it’s missiles by whistling into a blender.
But oh do I miss the sweet, dulcet tones of liquefied food. Everything tastes better when you mix it together.
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
Now, there’d be some really popular party mementos, wouldn’t there?
How did you score an invite to that party? D’you think that we’ll find any celebs crashing this party?
Want me to get you a refill on your drink?
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Well, I wasn’t exactly invited…I had to sneak in through a secret passage way. Luckily, since I was wearing my Cloak of Invisibility™, no one saw me.
And, yes you can get me another drink. I’m having butterbeer, but baring that, pumpkin juice will do.
Eeeeew! There’s no telling where this conversation will lead. Noplace good, I believe. Not sure I can deal with it.
[QUOTE=Omi no Kami]
Well actually, I’m under a court order not to own or operate a blender. Some joker convinced the government that I was capable of making every sub at every delicatessen in the country launch it’s missiles by whistling into a blender.
But oh do I miss the sweet, dulcet tones of liquefied food. Everything tastes better when you mix it together.
[/QUOTE]
Ooo, I have a great idea for a game! We’ll pass around a list of alternate uses uses for a blender, and everyone will try and guess what the most popular answer is! Then we can hand out points for guessing the most populoar answer. I’ll start:
Getting Scarlett J. to take her top off: 1
Automated Bris instrument: 1
Anyone else?
OtakuLoki
May I suggest you take any pictures you intend to take before people get wild and crazy with blenders? 
I just read the OP, and this looks like fun, but I gotta run. I’ll be back later.
Daniel
Well, don’t come back too late – otherwise, you’ll probably come back to a wild tale of how Omi no Kami was osterized from polite society. Heh heh heh heh heh.
[QUOTE=Wargamer]
Ooo, I have a great idea for a game! We’ll pass around a list of alternate uses uses for a blender, and everyone will try and guess what the most popular answer is! Then we can hand out points for guessing the most populoar answer. I’ll start:
Getting Scarlett J. to take her top off: 1
Automated Bris instrument: 1
Anyone else?
[/QUOTE]
Vibrator replacement.
Man, I never get invited to any of Obama’s parties, or anything else party related. If he did invite me, he’s see what great assets I have!
Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself!
Daniel
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]
Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself!
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Did you?
Logically, all we can know is the existence of the pie. That you are the creator, and indeed that there is a creator at all, can’t be concluded simply from the fact that the pie exists.
[oog]Og, you guys are kicking ass. You have no idea how much fun this thread is to read when you know all the quirks.[/oog]
And because I believe we’re at the top of page 2, here’s the guest list:
GUESTS:
Antinor01
Autolycus
brujaja
Dolores Reborn
Drain Bead
Eureka
Inner Stickler
Justin Credible
Kat
Left Hand of Dorkness
MadTheSwine
Omi no Kami
OtakuLoki
Revenant Threshold
Rysto
tdn
Wargamer
I’ll take some pie! ::shakes Left Hand’s left hand ::
[QUOTE=Left Hand of Dorkness]
Okay, sorry about that, here I am. Now, who wants lemon meringue pie? I made it myself!
Daniel
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Well, don’t let tdn eat it all! He ate it all at the last party.
I’m not a big fan of lemon meringue pie. I prefer chocolate cream or raspberry. Maybe apple pie.
[QUOTE=Eureka]
I brought a bottle of Kat Knapp White wine (isn’t it a cute kitty on the bottle?) and some stuffed snow peas. The pink ones (on a separate plate, just in case anyone has seafood allergies) have crabmeat, the yellow ones have egg salad, and the other ones have herb cream cheese in them.
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Kat Knapp wine? Never head of it, is it any good? Although, yeah, it is a cute kitty, and how awfully nice it was of them to name a wine after me, don’t you think?
(Um, does anyone know who this big ugly palooka is who’s talking smack about my pie? I’d rather not give anything at all to eat to a monster like that)
Daniel
Yeah, I don’t care for lemon merangue pie either. It doen’t really go with the butterbeer I’m drinking. Didn’t anyone bring any pumpkin pie?
Hey, I’m not talking smack about anything. It’s just…well…meringue scares me.
Unless you were talking about someone else, in which case, never mind.
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
I’ll take some pie! ::shakes Left Hand’s left hand ::
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Here you go–I’ve got your plate balanced on the one you’re not shaking. (surely there’s a better way to type that–OTOYNS?)
Daniel