Can you play “Knock Three Times” or “I Never Knew Love” or anything by Travis Tritt?
That’s certainly something worthy of argument! Just let me go get my cites together, and i’ll be back with you in a bit.
Hey, you’re the one bringing it up, not me. The propositioner is the one that needs to prove their theories.
Ad hominem, i’m afraid. The validity of my arguments isn’t affected by my character.
I won’t be having any pie. I’m allergic. More for everyone else right?
My point exactly. 
Official Guess - Revenant Threshold’s quirk is that of a stereotypical Doper.
[nitpick]You didn’t capitalize i’ll.[/nitpick]
(Seeing that the first official guess has been made, I take a quick snapshot of Revenant Threshold’s face as the accusation is made.)
Ahh… memories.
Say, Santo Rugger, can you play some nice Reggae? I find that often helps people loosen up, and get into a party mood.
plays all songs that have been requested on an endless, random loop
So it looks like nobody brought any squid?
Nope – more specific. Bzzzzzzzt!
Man, that guess is sooooo BS. And speaking of BS, I am BS too. Now who has a question?
Hmmm, an open Ipod request line?
Well, it’s down to A Day in the Life or Can’t Buy Me Love. Decisions decisions…
Or maybe Paint It Black versus Satisfaction.
Aargh, choosing your favorite Beatles or Stones song is like choosing among your kids!
Hmm.
My cite doesn’t seem to agree with you, i’m afraid.
And correct grammar is a matter for GQ. Wrong forum. 
Anyway, now that I’ve gotten the music moving, did I tell you my Bad Beat story?
So there I am, sitting in the BB at the Thursday SDMB poker tourney. I’m short-stacked at about 10x the BB, so I’m getting desperate. Robot Arm opens UTG by raising. Action folds around to the hero seat when Duke of Rat goes in over the top. I peak down at my cards to see… AA. I know things aren’t going to get any better, so I go all-in.
Well, Robot Arm jumps in with a quick call, and Dukecalls as well. Both of them are big stacked, so my little action is not scaring them. The flop comes out J 6 3 rainbow. I’m thinking I’m golden, when Robot Arm goes all in, getting an immediate call from the Duke. Robot then re-raises, and Duke goes all-in, which is called. They both flip, showing 72o! Both of them claim they have a sudden family emergency and have to leave! I’m thinking, ‘Sweet! I’m tripling up!’
Of course, the turn and river go runner runner 4 5, and the two guys TRYING to lose, chop my stack, and I’m out on my ass.
So, how was your Thursday night?
Please excuse me for a short time… I’ll be asleep. Back in a few hours.
Well, I have a geek friend (Well, don’t we all?) that has a home-brewed superhero system. He keeps trying to get me to run with him, but I don’t have the time necessary to earn the math Ph.D. to calculate my To Hit bonus.
Now, which one of you should we assassinate tonight?
Out of those, I like peach and that’s it.
Totally. Nothing beats the Old Green Smash!
Daniel
Oh, man. I wish I’d known you last December. Me and some friends bought a pavilion and charged people to come in. The inside was fogged up with fine droplets of “medicine” that would cure their allergies. The spray was a total scam, though: it was just menthol-scented water.
We kept it up for three months. Man, those were good times.
Daniel
This party is giving me a headache.
I’ll use my guess to clarify.
Official Guess: Revenant Threshold is a stereotypical Doper in Great Debates.
Yup – you got it.
(Takes a picture of Oredigger77 as he hears his guess is correct.) Not quite what I wanted, but still a nice memento.
Hey, Eureka, weren’t you called The Blender Bandit in the press? Or was that someone else?
Autolycus, would you like a painkiller for your head?
And I have to say, whomever did the chocolate pie did a great job! Thanks.