Hey, we’ve won before! The time that I had to list Dopers not involved in the thread. 
I have to admit, I’m totally stumped. Every time I think I’ve got Always Brings Pie down, the next post screws it up.
Evil laughing ensues…
Actually, the guests are 3-1 thus far in parties. They only won the last one.
Oh, and pravda.
You mean the one where I did the quirks? 
Gesundheit.
I must admit, I am stumped too. You all have worn me out 
Quick! Someone say something obviously telling about your quirk!
Lincoln Navigator!
Scion tC!
Studebaker Phaeton!
sings
On top of spaaaaaa-ghetti
All covered with cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
I lost my poor meeeeeaaaaatbaaaaall
When somebody sneezed.
You know what would be even better?
If I could sing.
Old me bad. New me good.
So, has everyone given up then?
Mais non, mon ami! Perish the thought!
shuffles cards
What’s your pleasure?
Will someone teach me how to play whatever game we’re about to start? kthanksbye
All right, time for some last ditch guessing. If I don’t make an official guess between now and the end of the game, I’d like these entered as an official guess right before the buzzer. I’ll use italics to distinguish
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**Always Bring Pie ** has a split personality
Kat uses an action marked by stars in every post, except when she doesn’t
If you add up all the numbers equivelent to the letters(including smilies) in Antinor01’s posts, you always get a prime number
Kerrigan must include a verb in every post
*Zoggie ** can’t link to Australian goat herding sites
I’m pretty sure all of these are right, but I don’t want to pull the trigger just yet
Holy shit…
Kerrigan has to use the word “will” in all posts.
shakes fist
I agree with Taber that Always Brings Pie has a split personality. I think we should go with that. Make it so, Taber!
Interesting guess, but that is way too much work for me to come up with and if true is a total coincidence.
Speaking of interesting things, all these pies are awesome. I really need to quit sampling them so much though or I’m gonna weigh a ton before this party is over!
haha, I was just joking that because she changed her name, but I’m not coming up with anything so
**
Always Brings Pie has a split personality**
also:**
Zoggie thinks she’s playing Mafia**
also:
I have not added the equivalent numbers in anyone’s post, and would consider anyone whose quirk involved doing so disqualified due to extreme wankery. Similarly for anyone whose quirk involved not linking to Australian goat herding.
also:
I find it hilarious that Kerrigan’s might actually involve including a verb in every post.
Ha! IRL maybe.
You know, on most days, almost all of my sentences will include a verb!!
How much longer til the buzzer goes off?
::dancing around::
We’re gonna win! We’re gonna win!!