Blaster, after that outburst, I doubt anyone will need you. We’ll be in touch, though, if anybody finds him or herself in need of a drunken tirade. Find the ice?
Let’s not make him persona non grata just yet. He’s obviously had a bad day; give him some time and I’m sure he’ll be fine.
Hey folks!
This is shaping up to be a grrrrreat party!
Any Frosties in the kitchen?
Hi! Good to see you!
I didn’t see any Frosties, but I thought I spotted some nachos.
What did you spot them with, paint or food coloring? Now that is something that Minas Tirith was sadly missing, nachos that is, not food coloring.
Fine, fine.
So… I don’t suppose I know anybody here. I hate it when that happens, I get invited to a party and plan to come with friends, but lately it always seems someone will cancel on me at the last minute.
extends right hand to greet What Exit? and fachverwirrt in turn
Hi, glad to meet you, don’t worry most of us don’t bite. Not like that nasty piece of work Gollum.
Shakes hand
Enchanté.
Um, Gollum? Are we expecting him to come, too? I won’t be needing my anti-venom kit at this party, will I? begins digging through her purse, slightly panicked
Anyone want me to run out and buy us some snacks to tide things over til the hosts get here? Bah, who am I kidding…I’d rather stay here and mingle. (Tell me more about those excellent wines!) I still think we may just be early, I’m sure they’ll be by anytime now.
Some sort of dip, I devoutly hope. One needs to put a tiger in one’s tank.
Still, this looks like a fine spread. Even without the Frosties.
Oh Ghodfathers - my computer spooled up Survivor as I was writing that out…
Man I just got here…rough day at work…but I have a guess already!!
BLASTER MASTER has to use compound words
I heard that!
No, I didn’t find the ice. I couldn’t even find the icebox. I didn’t see any food either. By the way, who keeps their washer and dryer in the kitchen? Probably the same person who has a toilet seat upholsered in leather.
Speaking of which, where’s the handle of this damed thing anyway? I can’t seem to figure out how to flush it.
Everyone just calm down already…I’m here with your drinks and snacks and I even brought a karaoke machine.
In fact, I bet fachverwirrt would like that, because…
FACHVERWIRRT uses “borrowed” words (from non-English languages)
Hey MHaye, what’s that around your neck?
What Exit?, been anywhere exciting lately?
Kerrigan, what is your line of work?
Antinor01…glad you stuck around. I woulda missed you if you left. Have you met anyone else?
Rysto, you’re just 'fn awesome. Tell me more about me and my fellow hosts 
Ok let’s get our karaoke on…anyone have anything they want to sing?
Oh you mean like how the Hobbits used ‘mathom’ or ‘smial’?
Woohoo! Karaoke! coughs Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do! Hmm, do I sound ready?
[singing] Your…here…there’s NOTHING I fear. And I know that my heart will go oooooooooo…on. [/singing]
Don’t laugh at me! I was totally in tune there. Humph.
Wow – take a nap for a couple of hours and come back to find the party started. Looks like we’ve got a nice friendly crowd here today.
Karaoke? I’m not really a karaoke kind of gal…
I haven’t been anywhere exciting lately. A few months ago I went down to Baltimore.
Could we sing The Battle Evermore next and roll into Stairway to Heaven?
Two guesses already and one is right and the other is close enough that I’ll accept it.
MHaye
Zoggie
twickster
Diomedes
Rysto
Purplkid_Caterer
Kat
[del]fachverwirrt[/del] (uses foreign phrases)
Kerrigan
[del]Blaster Master[/del] (uses compound words all the time)
Antinor01
dotchan
What Exit