This is truly MPSIMS:
July 26th is the Grand Opening for Wild Wild West in Sweden. I’m invited and will go to the big Party Afterwards in a private villa. Will Smith and Salma Hayek will be there too.
I am getting a life…
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
Charlie, how fun! You’re lucky-Hope you have a great time. Will Smith is one of my favorite entertainment people. He just seems so…normal, I guess. Have a blast!
Charlie,
So, do you need a date for the party? 
Charlie,
So, does Salma Hayek need a date for the party?
Or a live-in personal masseur?
I doubt if I’ll get up close and personal with Salma Hayek, and to tell you the truth, I’m not the least bit impressed with the celebrity scene. I find it to be very superficial, and from what I’ve seen of the movie, I’m not sure if I’m going to like it.
However, since I’m no celebrity myself, getting invited is recognition for a lot of hard work backstage in the media. And that’s nice. We alkl need some confirmation every now and then.
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Just to be a dorkus I thought I would find the oldest inacrive thread i could and bring it back to the top
Well, BurnMeUp, although I do not approve of your action, I am curious to know if Charlie managed to get into Salma and/or Will’s pants.
Heh. Someone beat you to it the other day.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=1 This one was dormant for well over a year.
Well, I feel like I dumbass. I just now figured out Charlie Tan’s screen name.
Damnit! There are no original ideas anymore! 