Pastor Powell offers $$$ for prayer!

Dear Friends at the Dope,

I received this email today:
MY PERSONAL DONATION TO TOU PRAY FOR ME

Dearest in Christ,

I am Pastor Powell, I just got your contact on my personal search of the
person i am willing my money to. I was mistakenly injected with the injection
that they used on a HIV AIDS patient, That was how i contacted this strange
illness two years ago. I have willed the sum of $FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US
DOLLARS to you, That is the only money left in my account now.

Pls contact my lawyer with his email address(barristermadu@y7mail.com) his
name is barrister madu, he will help you and also transfer this money to you
immediately. Pls be serrios and make sure that this money is being transfered
to you. cos i have few days to live as the doctor said and always pray for me
as you receive
this email.

God Bless you.
Pastor Powell.

Sounds sincere to me!!! You think I should send Barrister Madu my banking information?

Well just to be on the safe side, you should send your social security number along with the banking information. That way you’ll know the money will absolutely come to you and you only. For good measure, perhaps you should include all credit card numbers and expiration dates for each card. One can’t be too careful these days. I hear there’s a lot of fraud going on.

Send the credit card security codes and PINs, too. You want to make sure that they can verify everything.

Wait - do you really intend to pray for Pastor Powell, or are you going to try to scam the money from him without even a hastily mumbled psalm or anything?? Because that wouldn’t be nice at all…