Of course, there’s also the fact that Columbus didn’t discover the continent (the people already living here pretty much did that ;)). And Columbus wasn’t even the first European to discover America. Or the first person east of the Atlantic. Or the first person west of the Pacific.
But boy was he ever one heck of an adventurous, slave-trading murderer.
Sounds like Pat has succeeded in proving his head is flat.
There’s a whole group of them. They call themselves the Flat Patters.
And the people who write about them on this board are the Flat Patter Pitters.
We are the Mad Patters.
And if the posters on this board use an iPhone on the green, they are the Flat Patter Pitter Putters.
and, if those posters are insane when they post on the green, they are the Flat Patter Pitter Putter Nutters.
And if they compose 140-character updates on their current thoughts, you can call them Flat Patter Pitter Putter Nutter Twitters.
and if the posters follow you, they are the Flat Patter Pitter Putter Ritter Nutters.
And if they detest the shape of the world today like most patters they are the Flat Patter Pitter Putter Ritter Bitter Nutters.