The scary thing is that there are people who actually listen to this fucknugget. Oh, well. I suppose there are people who worry about the little voices that I listen to.
I’m generally “anti-” when it comes to suicide bombing. But I sometimes seriously think that killing certain people might indeed make my own life well-spent.
Ordinarily, I can’t stand CNN’s Jack Cafferty – except today.
All he had to say about Mr. Robertson when his fellow talking heads handed off to him after a story on the latest inanity was “One day soon they’re just going to throw a net over that guy and take him away. I think it’s time for him to stay home and go on the Geritol.”
That’s about as much comment as Pat merits, in my opinion.
No, it’s an ongoing thing. Right after 9/11, he and Falwell had a nice little circle jerk about how they deserved it (God’s vengeance for being queer). After the big tsunami he also had something stupid to say. The part about it that infuriates me is, after the shit hits the fan and rebounds back at him, he does not have the balls to stand by it. He starts waffling, quibbing, and trying to deny he said anything.
But… but… but… the “Intelligent Design” proponents in Dover double-pinky-swore that it had nothing to do with any particular religious belief.
Surely they weren’t trying to pull some sort of scam?
Pat is living proof that there IS no intelligent design. If there was, Pat would have never come into existence, since he is a major leap backward. That commentator had it right. He needs to check into a rest home and get on some heavy medications.
But…but…wouldn’t having more lesbians lead to fewer abortions?
I’m so confused.
Guys like Pat are in a peculiar situation, afterlife-wise. Either there isn’t a just and loving God, in which case he’s dead, or there is, in which case he’s really in trouble.
Just a factual question, but does Robertson’s ministry have tax-exempt status?
There’s plenty of stuff in that Book he keeps thumping, to condemn him for all eternity, plus some.
I believe he lost it when he used it to endorse his run for president.
He lost it long ago.
Exactly what I thought when I heard the good reverend’s threat. I thought that the ID advocates were bending over backwards to insist that the addition of ID to the science curriculum had nothing at all to do with religion, yet now Reverend Nutjob accuses the good people of Dover, PA of casting God out of their town by voting the ID advocates off the local school board. Isn’t their something against lying hypocrites in the Bible? (Maybe somewhere in the back?)
Butthead:“Dude, I wanna see some lesbians. Lesbians are hot”
Beavis:“Yeah, Lesbians kick ass!”
Damn you comedy central.
Pat’s positively lunar in the regularity of his wacka-wacka pronouncements.
So much so, I suggest a new sub-pit forum: The FAP Pit
To isolate the Pittings of the Wacka-Wacka-but-why-are-they-still-public-figures? scratchings and mutterings of:
F red Phelps
A nn Coulter
P at Robertson
…and leave the Pit to piss on mods, Bush and shitty driving.
“The rain falleth upon the just and the unjust.” (Job: something or other)
I find these words rather astounding: “You have no right to ask Him for help.”
I have an idea. Let’s have a rough piece of stone carved with his own words above and the relevant quote from the Bible about how we will be judged in the same manner as we judge others. Sign it “Jehovah” or some variation. Then we can have it delivered to his door on the next stormy night.
Hmmm. Of course, you’ll have to do the same to me for my judgment of him. :smack:
I’ll leave it to the Doper legal beagles to explain the ins and outs of the whole thing.
Catapult? Flaming rope-and-pulley? Angry dwarfs in medieval costume?
(my bold)
How much do you think the dwarfs will charge? 
Ditto. I don’t see how anybody could claim to know what the gospel is about and say something like that. I thought the whole point of the death of Jesus was that none of us are righteous enough to meet that standard of “deserving” to ask God for help.
Pat Robertson is turning into Fred Phelps. I wonder if they actually have more common than Robertson wants people to know.
Great quote! Do you know which of her books or articles it’s from?