Pat Robertson Pit Thread Number 342: "Dover, Watch Your Bloomin' Arse!"

[Sampiro]

On today’s broadcast of “The 700 Club,” Robertson told Dover residents, “If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God.” The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network explained, "You just voted God out of your city."

Unfortunately the linked article doesn’t give the full quote. Pat just went on and on and on about the possibilities of a natural disaster in Dover, something to the effect of (I’m paraphrasing, but as closely as I can remember): “So just think, if you have a tornado or an earthquake or a flood, don’t ask for God’s help… I’m not saying He’s going to send a natural disaster, that’s His decision, but if He does you have no right to ask Him for help because you kicked Him out of your schools.”

Pat, baby, GOD IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL LUCA BRAZI!

The fact that not one time have you accurately called a natural disaster before it happened (and in fact you predicted hurricanes would hit Orlando in the one year when Florida had almost no major hurricane damage) would, one would think, give you this clue.

And how odd is it that God is most likely to send natural disasters to places that are naturally prone to them (hence the NATURAL qualifier? If a hurricane bypassed the coast and struck Dover, Pennsylvania, even I, agnostic as I am, would take notice, or if an earthquake tore down the gay nightclubs in 12 cities on the same day perhaps, but…

What can you say about this shitbag that hasn’t been said before? Meanwhile, if anybody sells disaster insurance in Dover, I think it’s safe to keep on selling.

[Barnes_N.Noble]

@Sampiro

Meanwhile, if anybody sells disaster insurance in Dover, I think it’s safe to keep on selling.

Of course I will. Because God sends the fire storm I will taken away on a magic cloud away from Godless and now non-melted skinless.

[rayh]

Of course people will sell insurance. Acts of God are specifically excluded from coverage.

[SteveG1]

Pat Robertson can go to hell (and he just might).

[silenus]

I think old Pat is starting to get frustrated that God isn’t doing his bidding. Someone send Pat a copy of Paradise Lost.

[askeptic]

@SteveG1

Pat Robertson can go to hell (and he just might).

He will, as sure as god made little green apples, Pat Robertson will roast in the fiery pits of hell.

[Ike_Witt]

So is this the smoking gun proof that ID is really creationism?

[Sean_Factotum]

@adam yax

So is this the smoking gun proof that ID is really creationism?

I wouldn’t say that’s true because PR says so. We don’t listen to anything else he ever has to say.

And if a hurricane hit Dover (well, guess it would have to be next year) there’s gonna be some spillover into Virginia Beach.

[betenoir]

Sooooo…God is going to send a tornado, and beyond that ignore the cries of the suffering because certain people didn’t vote a certain way? What about the people who didn’t vote that way? What about the children?

What a creepy god Pat whorships. But then it does seem more like his own reflection.

[Jackmannii]

Clocks go back.
Xmas shopping season to kick off the day after Thankgiving.
Pat Robertson is nuts.
Who’da thunk it?

[SteveG1]

@Bible

Whoever gloats over disaster will not go unpunished (Proverbs 17:5b)

This people honors Me with their lips, but their heart is far from Me; their worship of Me is vain, for they teach as doctrines the commandments of men. You neglect the commandment of God, in order to maintain the tradition of men."

• Mark 7:7

“They make ready their tongue like a bow, to shoot lies; it is not by truth that they triumph in the land.” Jeremiah 9:3

Jeremiah 9:4-9 - “Take ye heed every one of his neighbour, and trust ye not in any brother: for every brother will utterly supplant, and every neighbour will walk with slanders. And they will deceive every one his neighbour, and will not speak the truth: they have taught their tongue to speak lies, [and] weary themselves to commit iniquity. Thine habitation [is] in the midst of deceit; through deceit they refuse to know me, saith the LORD. Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, Behold, I will melt them, and try them; for how shall I do for the daughter of my people? Their tongue [is as] an arrow shot out; it speaketh deceit: [one] speaketh peaceably to his neighbour with his mouth, but in heart he layeth his wait. Shall I not visit them for these [things]? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this?”

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six [things] doth the LORD hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness [that] speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. "

“You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.” Exodus 20:7

Deuteronomy, 18:19, 20. “And it will be the man who does not listen to My words, but who speaks in My name, I will inquire from him. However, a prophet who sinfully speaks a matter in My name which I did not command to speak and he speaks in the name of other God’s, you must kill that prophet.”

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine, but according to their own desires, because they have itching ears, they will heap up for themselves teachers; and they will turn their ears away from the truth, . . . 2 Timothy 4:3-4

You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. - Anne Lamott

[jayjay]

Heh. Well, it DID rain around here yesterday…maybe it was just a warmup pitch!

[pravnik]

A preacher who advocates assassination and tells people “don’t turn to God.” I’m starting to think the whole “Pat Robertson” character has been a long, long Andy Kaufman style performance art setup. Close to the end of his life he’ll break character and gasp “suckers!” on his deathbed.

[Tuckerfan]

Robertson and his ilk are proof of the non-existance of God, IMHO. No sane, just, loving God would permit fuckwits of this order to sully His/Her/It’s name for this long.

[Eve]

Great thread title, Miss Doolittle. “I’d do 'im in for a 'atpin, let alone a 'at.”

[Revtim]

Is it possible Robertson is suffering from some kind of (recent) dementia? Or has he always said stuff like this?

Even beyond the fact that he called for assassination, his claims later that he wasn’t talking about assassination (when there was no possible to parse what he said to NOT mean that) seems to indicate diminished capacity.

[Tuckerfan]

@Revtim

Is it possible Robertson is suffering from some kind of (recent) dementia? Or has he always said stuff like this?

I’m sure someone around here has the exact quote memorized, but at the 92 GOP convention (may have been the 88 'vention) Robertson said that the goal of feminism was to lead young girls to paganism, lesbianism, and abortions. The real quote is even more disturbng.

[jayjay]

@Tuckerfan

I’m sure someone around here has the exact quote memorized, but at the 92 GOP convention (may have been the 88 'vention) Robertson said that the goal of feminism was to lead young girls to paganism, lesbianism, and abortions. The real quote is even more disturbng.

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. (Fundraising letter, 1992)

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

Just when I thought ole Pat was completely insane, he comes along and says something more insaner.

I sent him an email (via the 700 Club website) suggesting he retire or check into a mental hospital.

[Ike_Witt]

@jayjay

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. (Fundraising letter, 1992)

Wait. Are you saying this isn’t true?