Peculiar bumper sticker: "Guns Don't Kill..."

[Ethilrist]

Well, nothing’s certain except death and taxes, so there’s corroboration for you.

[Satchmo]

Actually, I think the guns help…

/eddie izzard

[JSexton]

@Inigo_Montoya

Well if we’re going to pick nits the person aims the gun that fires the bullet that leaves the gaping hole that lets all the blood out resulting in oxygen starvation of bodily tissues, most notably the brain, thereby halting crucial cellular function that kills people. In the house that Jack built.

Everyone dies from asphyxiation.

[Esox_Lucius]

@phouka

No, no, it’s “tuxes”. Because formal wear has a horrific death rate.

I learned recently that The Tuxes Chainsaw Massacre is based on a true story.

[QuickSilver]

I once taxed a man in Reno.

[Morgyn]

@Inigo_Montoya

Well if we’re going to pick nits the person aims the gun that fires the bullet that leaves the gaping hole that lets all the blood out resulting in oxygen starvation of bodily tissues, most notably the brain, thereby halting crucial cellular function that kills people. In the house that Jack built.

Damnit, where’s the like button?

[Senegoid]

@phouka

No, no, it’s “tuxes”. Because formal wear has a horrific death rate.

No, it must have said “doxies”. Guns don’t kill people, doxies do ! :dubious:

[johnpost]

guns don’t kill people. bullets kill people.

[Death_of_Rats]

“Guns don’t kill people! People kill people, but so do monkeys…if they have a gun!” - Eddie Izzard

[Esox_Lucius]

@QuickSilver

I once taxed a man in Reno.

Just to watch him lie.

[drewtwo99]

Why did this thread get bumped? I was the first reply and I used an apostrophe unnecessarily. What a blight on my posting history.

[Giles]

@drewtwo99

Why did this thread get bumped? I was the first reply and I used an apostrophe unnecessarily. What a blight on my posting history.

Nothing you do on the SDMB is ever forgotten. Forgiven, perhaps, but not forgotten.

[drewtwo99]

@Giles

Nothing you do on the SDMB is ever forgotten. Forgiven, perhaps, but not forgotten.

Well, unless you are special and your thread/post gets disappeared by the powers that be because you regret what you posted and you curry their favor.

[tdn]

@drewtwo99

Well, unless you are special and your thread/post gets disappeared by the powers that be because you regret what you posted and you curry their favor.

Curry doesn’t kill people, tandoor ovens kill people.

[qbadger]

@tdn

Curry doesn’t kill people, tandoor ovens kill people.

Taxes, guns, bullets, tandoor ovens. All fine options but in the final analysis you will invariably find that, nuke 'em from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure.