Peculiar bumper sticker: "Guns Don't Kill..."

“…Taxes Do”

I suspect the driver needs a bigger and better gun, as the firearms I’m most familiar with do kill, and do so rather well. And the driver probably should stop mailing letter bombs with his IRS payments…

That’s one of the stupidest bumper sticker’s I’ve ever heard.

Sticker is what?

Well, maybe if your government is run by vampires and they levy a high Blood Tax…

unnecessary apostrophe is unnecessary! :smiley:

Clearly the answer is to make buying guns and ammo tax-deductible.

My mother died of taxes.

Oh, wait, no, it was a brain tumor. She actually lived a few extra months because of taxes (Medicare paid for her insanely expensive chemo).

It’s not the gun that kills, it’s the bullet.

Did they mispell taxis? They are driven rather recklessly.

I thought it was the gaping hole letting all the blood out.

If I hit you over the head hard enough with a gun you could die. And I might do that to someone who complains about their taxes when they’ve never been screwed over by the IRS the way I was.

No, Texas. And it does kill.

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. People with guns.

No, no, it’s “tuxes”. Because formal wear has a horrific death rate.

People who need guns are the luckiest people.

It’s true. I’ve been paying taxes for 30 years and I swear I just keep getting older and closer to death every April.

Dale Gribble: “Guns don’t kill people. lights cigarette The govmint does.”

The OP was obviously misreading the message. It actually said “Guns don’t kill taxes. Do.”

And it’s true. Taxes are an immaterial concept and can’t be killed by a gun. And the driver of the car, realizing his tax avoidance plan was poorly conceived, slapped his head in a Homer Simpson-like fashion and said “D’oh!”

Well if we’re going to pick nits the person aims the gun that fires the bullet that leaves the gaping hole that lets all the blood out resulting in oxygen starvation of bodily tissues, most notably the brain, thereby halting crucial cellular function that kills people. In the house that Jack built.

It’s all trauma from there on down.