In the interests of full disclosure I am not pro nor anti guns specifically. Personally I would never own a gun, but I realise that just because I feel that way doesn’t mean that it is the best way for any nation to be run, and it also doesn’t mean that any nation would run that way, so I ought to suss out my feelings about legal gun ownership anyway. You want your guns, you got 'em. Whatever. Doesn’t bother me in the slightest until you shoot me or someone I know.
That said, I feel I must also warn you that this is going to be a very poor rant on the scale of vitriol. I’m just not good at that, at least not writing it anyway. If I were ranting at each of you personally, I’m sure my point would be heavily obscured by a veil of curse words and creative insults. But why don’t I shut up and just get on with the rant, then?
Some coworkers earlier today were discussing gun control and one of them brought up how guns cause death and Death Is Bad, Okay, so guns are evil. The other then replied, “Yeah, well, cars kill more people each year than guns do so let’s just ban cars too.”
Point 1: This analogy, quite frankly, is crap.
Guns: Created to deliver small pellets at vast speeds with the intent of said pellets causing grievous damage to whatsoever with which they come in contact.
Cars: Created to deliver person from point A to point B quickly and relatively conveniently.
Guns: Owned by anywhere between 77 million to 90 million Americans. [cite: apparently pro-gun Reason Magazine, data compiled from two Gallup polls in years 1999 and 2000.]
Cars: Owned by 87% of the US population, or approximately 267,000,000 Americans. [cite: a publication titled “All-Consuming Passion”, based on data from the following source: Jeremy Rifkin, Ed., The Green Lifestyle Handbook (New York: Henry Holt & Company, 1990), p. 54.]
Unfortunately I cannot find any further cites to represent the rest of Point 1. I do think that what follows will be a fairly obvious mental leap and hope that you smart people here agree with me.
a) Given that there are more car owners in the US than there are gun owners, it is therefore likely that there are more cars in the US than there are guns
b) If there are more cars than guns it makes sense that there are more car-related deaths than gun-related deaths
c) This one may be more of a mental stretch, but I think it is highly likely that car owners use their cars more frequently than gun owners use their guns. For example I use my car between two and four times a day on average; if I was not opposed to having a gun, and thus owned one or even several, I doubt I would be using the gun once a day, let alone two to four times. There may be a sector of the public that uses their guns more often than cars (police, I’m thinking) but they are more than likely far outweighed by the number of people who use cars more than guns.
d) A higher frequency of use means a higher probability of accidental, damaging misuse.
e) When handling a gun that is not loaded it is pretty damn near impossible to accidentally kill someone. When handling a car at any time, it is possible to kill someone.
f) Thus there are an infinite number of times nation-wide where a car may cause a death. Every moment in time where two cars are cohabiting a road, there is a chance - even if small, still a chance - that the operation of one or both of those cars will cause a death. Guns that are being handled without ammunition in them, with the safety engaged, or with a trigger lock in place, are very unlikely to cause an accident that would result in grievous injury or death.
Point 2: Since there are more cars and more chances for cars to be involved in fatal accidents than there are guns and chances for guns to be involved in fatal accidents, perhaps the fatality rate of cars is actually better than the fatality rate of guns.
For this section, gun statistics are taken from a U.S. Senate Republican Policy Committee report citing information from 1999, and car statistics are taken from a Car-Accidents.com report citing information from 1999.
a) If you follow my reasoning above, the actual percentage of car deaths as related to car usage would be 0, because of the infinite probability that any car could cause a fatal accident at any time and the fact that division of any finite number by an infinite number is basically 0. I will thus be using a ratio of fatalities caused by object to American owners of said object.
b) American owners of cars: 267,000,000
Fatalities due to car use: 41,345
Percentage: 0.00000155% (rounded to three significant digits in keeping with the ownership statistic)
c) American owners of guns: 77,000,000 to 90,000,000
Fatalities due to gun use: 866 accidental; 29,842 non-accidental
Percentage of accidental fatalities: 0.00000011% or 0.000000096%
Percentage of non-accidental fatalities: 0.0000039% or 0.0000033%
Percentage of total fatalities (comparable to the above car percentage, as there is no way to separate “intentional” car fatalities from “accidental” on the page I am citing from): 0.0000040% or 0.0000034%
d) Percentage of car deaths to car owners: 0.00000155%
vs. Percentage of gun deaths to gun owners: 0.0000039%
So if you’re using these statistics to prove that guns are “better” than cars, you’re not doing a very good job of proving it. In fact if you gave it just a half-second of thought I think you’d see that this is one of the stupidest. Arguments. Ever. Ever!
Not only is your analogy (not to mention the facts) completely untenable, but … You do realise you’re opening yourself up to the equally fallacious but apparently popular counter-argument of, “Well let’s just regulate guns like cars then!” … right? You realise this? And you want to deal with this? WHY?!
Why would you want to deal with some equally dumb anti-gun person telling you that guns should be treated like cars? If this is the case, then:
You wouldn’t be able to operate a gun without a “gun-learning permit” that you’d only be able to obtain after reaching a certain age
You’d have to log so many hours of “gun training” before you could even take the “gun test” to see if you qualify for a “gun licence”
You’d have to provide the government agency handing out these “gun licences” with a lot of information and basically register your gun, so it was constantly linkable to you and any government official could access these records and discover your gun ownership
You’d have to purchase “gun insurance” to cover any liability costs curtailed in the usage of your gun
You’d have to renew your gun licence every 4 years
People might start lobbying to limit the licence such that you could no longer carry one after a certain age
You might get your gun towed by the county if you didn’t use it for a certain amount of time =)
And there are plenty other stupid things that the anti-gun people might say along these lines. Plenty! Why invite stupidity? Why why why?
Look, I don’t mind a gun control debate. I really and truly don’t. But please, for the love of all that is holy (or holey, depending on your political persuasion) …
leave the stupidest argument ever OUT OF IT!
deep breath
Thank you.