You know, I never come into GD but this thread has just made my day - its so very amusing.
Jack, just a quick question: you went to school for astrophysics (I believe). How did you get involved in medical experimentation and research? Also, did you graduate? You may have mentioned it but all I can remember is where you mentioned when you were at UCLA studying astrophysics or some such. I don’t want to scroll through 8 pages again.