[Bad pun]
Allright, CanadianSue, cut it out!
[/Bad pun]
:: Ducks to avoid fruit matter flung at him::
ChiefScott, LOL!
tracer, funny thought.
Think I’ll get some Lehrer at the library today.
:strolling away humming “Masochism Tango”:
No, no, no–I think his OP had a typo–he has a large SNIPE!
<Elmer Fudd>Be vewy qwiet, I’m hunting snipe.</Fudd>
(Heck, at least he’s helping everyone get their posting counts up, right?) :rolleyes:
Madd1, Lorena; Lorena, Madd1.
I’ll leave you in her capable hands.
:wally
I know, I know; Don’t Feed The Trolls. Sorry.
Interestingly, the subject of this thread is oddly appropriate. I thought “penis question” would be a question about a dick, whereas in point of fact it turned out to be a question from a dick.
Carry on.
Should you give it back? Sure, its not like your going to have to Use it.
Nicely put, Cervaise.
Mullinator has head sucked, Madd1 gives back penus.
Connection? You be the judge!
I’m just glad to know that somebody out there still remembers (and appreciates) Tom Leher.
Harvard math professor, good piano player, but (best of all)
a comedy genius.
“Now there’s a charge for what she used to give for free”
Chuckles,
TN*Hippie
Should you give it back?
No, you’re thinking the wrong body part.
You should give it head.
NO SYMPATHY, TN. You willingly, knowingly, and publicly set yourself up for all these belittlements, insultations, and really bad jokes. I’m really quite disappointed in you.
I’m disappointed and ashamed at you all. Obviously, this is a very serious thread about genital status, and you all treat it like a big joke. You’re all horrid! ::spank spank:: There. Now never do it again.
Madd1… when you say “big penis”, just HOW big are we talking? 8 inches? 9? 20? C’mon, give us NUMBERS!
Well since Spoofeis disappointed, I’ll be nice.
Madd1, here is a board for people with your problem.
Don’t say I’ve never done anything for you.
If you ask the ladies a BIG one is few and far between…
So just HANG ON to it.
What the hell was that about?
I never sought sympathy. Besides, I’m rather well-endowed…nothing to be sympathetic about.
Well, I’m glad to see that this has turned into quite a funny thread after all. LOL!!
I have nothing to add, just think this is becoming hilarious to read.
And, Mr Bear, my dear. That wasn’t nice of you. How do you know he has batteries for his?
Now how does that saying go?? Oh yeah…all talk, no cock.
Peta Tzunami wrote:
With a post count as big as mine, I don’t need any help getting it up. 
LoL! Ayesha