I have a very large penis…
Should I give it back?
Guess thats not where your brain is housed eh?
:rolleyes:
Ummmmm…, ok, i’ll keep my mouth shut. 
tries valiantly to keep from laughing and fails miserably
Thanks Silo, was wondering when you’d show up.
If it’s up yer ass, yes.
We know it’s not in yer mouth 'cause yer OP would’ve read:
“Mpph-mphphph, mumphh mumpphh mmmppph…
mppphhh, mpph muuumphh?”
:wally
If you’ve got a big one, it’s probably not yours. So yes, you should give it back.
The OP reminds me of the Tom Lehrer song “I Hold Your Hand in Mine”.
I am certain that you do not, as you never come to any of the meetings.
Hi, I’m Daniel (Hi Daniel!), and I have a huge penis.
Only if you still have the receipt, and it’s still in its original shrinkwrap.
I was wondering what happened to it! I lost it at a party a few weeks ago. I would lke it returned promptly.
Now if I can just get my balls back from my girlfriend. (she keeps them in a jar on a shelf between my pride and dignity)
Someone left my cake out in the rain,
It took so long to make it,
etc…
god knows what reminded me of that song…
That’s not just a penis. That’s the Holy and Revered Guy Stuff In Space Moose Schlong.
Put it back in the trophy case right now and your nuts won’t have to join it!
I guess it must be John Dillinger’s. So yeah, I’d give it back; you don’t want that mean sumbitch after yer ass.
Why would you ask a question like that?..are the batteries dead???
Let me take care of it.
snip, snip
There! Better now? 
. . . and every male member of the SDMB cringes uncomfortably and crosses his legs.
I, for one, expect a difficult morning.
MoosieGirl’s post had my legs crossed so fast it’ll be at least noon before I can get them straightened out.
I just hope I don’t need to go to the bathroom before then.
sigh…
SouthernStyle
Moosiegirl = Canadian version of Lorena Bobbit oui!