Now You Can Forget Forever the Pain, Effort and Expense of Having a Large, Butch Penis!
Imagine for a moment how you will feel:
You’ll radiate confidence and success whenever you enter a locker room, and other men will look at you with lust. But the best part is when you reveal yourself in all your glory to the man in your life. When he sees how massive and butch, how truly long and hard you are, he will surrender and give you everything you have always wanted. The feeling of power is sensational, and the sex is unbelievable!
As you drive your penis deep inside him he’ll gasp as you dominate him. Of course, if he’s popping these goddamned pills too, he’ll be dominating you as well, which sort of complicates the sexual politics situation… And the intense satisfaction you give him will be the BEST sex he has ever had. I promise you, he will not be able to keep him hands off you when you give him everything he needs from a man.
“I Want To Satisfy My Lover. How LONG Should I Be?”
If you have a penis that is 7", 8" or even 9" long, you will be able to penetrate the more sensitive areas of a man’s rectum and reach nerve endings he probably doesn’t even know he has. Combine this with the added thickness you gain with Penacle, and you will fill him with exhilarating, exquisite sensations (some bottoms say that thickness means everything!)
It now becomes possible for you to reach him most sensitive area of all - the famous “large intestine” - giving him the sensations he needs and craves to have multiple orgasms. Think what this will do for your confidence and power of your lovemaking!
At the same time you are satisfying him cravings with your large, butch penis, YOU are receiving more pleasure on your sensitive nerve endings than you can imagine. Once you reach this sexual height you’ll never look back. It’s awesome!
YES! Take Penacle, grow to the perfect size for you, and you can even stop taking the pills. You are right where you want to be, and you can stay there forever!
Remember, a penis larger than 9" may be too large for most men’s rectums. But IF for some reason you need even more, it is possible for you to safely continue taking Penacle. The choice is up to you…
And yes, this is a parody thread. I remember something about it being required to note that a thread was a parody, but maybe that applied only to parodies of other threads… I’m not trying to break any rules anyway.
(And, to paraphrase the movie Baseketball, it’s not a gay parody, it’s a spam parody. If you haven’t gotten this spam it might not be as funny.)
No, but can you get me a smaller one? This one causes so many problems waving around, knocking things over, getting in the way, tangling with my shoelaces.
Wow, that was incoherent even for me. Keeping your blood sugar up is a good thing, mmkay?
Hm. Translating from raving, incoherent slortar to sorta awake slortar, we get:
I think it’d be cooler, if I could grow several more penises, instead of making my current one longer. Perhaps each one should be installed at the tip of an 18 foot long tentacle?
I’m liking that idea even more the more I think about it. Call me the 18 armed, Hindu God of Schlong.
Well, the UN are passing a resolution on my penis. It’s considered a weapon of mass destruction. I’d protest, but it’s out of my jurisdiction as it’s classified as another country.
