Want a BIG penis?

Shodan · March 27, 2003, 1:54am

catsix -

Some perversions are covered over with a decent silence. Even on the SDMB.

Consider yourself rebuked.

Regards,
Shodan
Laundry! Ewwwww!

catsix · March 27, 2003, 2:35am

Uh, woops?

astro · March 27, 2003, 2:52am

Out of curiosity what is the difference between a butch penis and a non-butch penis? Does the butch penis own a chain saw, a pickup truck and all of Tracy Chapman’s albums?

samarm · March 27, 2003, 2:53am

No, it’s K D Lang’s albums.

Lumpy · March 27, 2003, 3:11am

You want to be a Centauri?

Lobsang · March 27, 2003, 3:14am

I want a smaller nose.

catsix · March 27, 2003, 3:15am

You and me both, Lobsang.

Ringo · March 27, 2003, 3:29am

Yeah, I’ll go ahead and go for the huge penis. While you’re at it, why don’t you fix me up with some of those enormous breasts, as well?

Then you can sell me one of those little X-10 cameras and I, too, will be able to work from home!

stockton · March 27, 2003, 3:45am

Can anyone help me find some Viagra, phenteramine and steroids? And some help with my mortgage? And GOLF BALLS, dammit I need GOLF BALLS!!! Fucko off!

My dick is bigger than SPOOFE’s, and is currently supporting a major railroad trestle around the corner from the house.

Unfortunately, my colossal boobs are keeping me housebound… and I’m a dude.

The horny nympho teens have NOT shown up yet.

Upon preview: Ringo beat me to everything. I won’t bother blasting those fucking X-10 popups.

Pixiesnix · March 27, 2003, 7:52am

Darn it, catsix stole my joke!

Can I have what she’s having?

astro · March 27, 2003, 1:44pm

… and deep too!

GaWd · March 27, 2003, 2:59pm

“It’s so big you’ll need a sock to keep it warm”

sciguy · March 27, 2003, 11:45pm

Gawd, now I’m reminded of the “101 Big Dick jokes” in Drew Carey’s book “Dirty Jokes and Beer”

My favorites were:
My dick is so big I can use it for a necktie, but I don’t because if I saw a hot chick I’d strangle myself.

My dick is so big it has its own dick, and even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.

GaWd · March 28, 2003, 6:57am

Funny, sciguy! I was just quoting my favorite cock-enhancing spam ad LoL

Largo62 · March 28, 2003, 8:56am

I don’t need a bigger penis, thank you. But I wouldn’t mind having a nice place to put this one. (Males need not apply.)

Actually, I answered an ad that promised my penis would grow a foot. It did. I can’t screw anymore, but I’m a hell of a marathon runner.

Duke_of_Rat · March 28, 2003, 3:47pm

I got one of those “Spam Buster” programs, and now my dick is about the size of an acorn!!