Penis worms were the hermit crabs of their time

That’s the headline. It turns out, all it means is that an extinct variety of sea worm shaped sorta kinda like a penis used to live in discarded sea shells.

Yawn.

But when you phrase it like that it makes me want to scrunch over and jam my knees together. Penis Worms!!! Ick!

Also, while this individual species of priapulid is long gone, the phylum is very much still around.

Is THAT what that thread was about? I thought it was another of those ones about tonsil stones.

Hey, it’s a three year old thread. You can’t blame me for not knowing it had an addendum about new Penis Worm news.

And it still makes me cringe to write that.

Priapulida? Uh huh, okay, Latin taxonomy boy, ISWYDT

BTW, these are not priapulids:

Are you thinking of candiru?

Priapulida do resemble another ocean worm, Sipuncula , the peanut worm that shows up in aquariums.

Ewwwwwwwwww😳