- A couple weekends ago, we were at boss’s house for his daughter’s first birthday. He’s one of those fellas that shaves his head. Well, the men were downstairs managing the beverage center, and all the wimmen folk were upstairs with the kids. I went up at one point to get cake (the wimmen weren’t delivering), and walked into the explanation by the boss’s wife about why he shaves his head. She comes out with a photo album, and shows us all a picture about 7 years old when he first started on the road to male pattern baldness. His hair was longer, and parted in the middle. It took no imagination AT ALL to see there on the top of his, a perfectly formed pair of testes, and draping back towards the back of his - even ending with a bulbous shaped tip - was the matching penis.
So, yeah, he shaves that all off now.
- This morning was a cloudy morning. I had to drive into the next town. One of the cloud formations I saw was a giant puffy penis (band name), complete with a set of darker ball clouds.
