That’s how the headline of Penn State’s 35-14 victory yesterday over the Wisconsin Badger Badger Badgers ought to read, in a well-ordered universe.
Totally mundane and pointless, I know. That’s why I posted it here.
Hey, what’s wrong with a good, old fashioned “WE ARE PENN STATE! WE ARE PENN STATE!”? 
Great game. There was never any doubt as to who would win that one. Count me among the many who are ecstatic to see PSU on top of the Big Ten, back in the top 10, and Paterno vindicated. I hope the grouchy old coot coaches until he’s 110. 
Bah! They still need to go through East Lansing. If good Spartans show up, it’ll be a game and a possible upset. If bad Spartans show up- ewww it could get ugly.
Their defense is amazing, good game. I’m glad Paterno is getting a good year again.
Sigh. The screaming should have tipped me off.
If I hear one more person yelling that inane “WE ARE” I’m going to do something evil. I know you are! I am too! EVERYBODY IS, OKAY?
Gee, I thought their cheer would go, “Nittany, Nittany, Nittany! Lions, Lions, Lions! Grrrrrrrrr!” 
Who cares about the game??
I’m talkin’ badgers here. Or more specifically, badger badger badgers.
Never heard of this “badger badger badgers.” Sounds to me like you have been consuming some Mushrooms mushrooms.
I’m not.
Mr. Moto, Pitt grad.
Oh, that. Heh. I was wondering what the wording of the title was supposed to refer to. I saw the badger thing once two years ago and have been trying to forget it ever since. Now you’ve gone and sent me back to square one. :smack:
I could make some joke about your cognitive capabilies and Descartes, but it’s too easy.