This is a blatant hijacking off of Shirley Ujest’s thread, Businesses you wonder how they stay in business
I know I’ll think of a million of these because I wonder this alll the time, but here’s example number one: There’s this greasy guy who rotates working at a small chain of coffee houses in downtown Minneapolis. His clothes are always stained, his hair is greasy, he flirts with female customers and he combs his hair behind the counter!
How has this man managed to stay employed at this chain during the five years I’ve worked in downtown Minneapolis? How?!? All I can think is that he must be the owner. Needless to say, I do NOT patronize this establishment at ANY of its locations.