Just finished up a happy hour not too long ago. And the subject of crazy eyes came up. And having weird moods in general. Im no stranger to those. My friends agreed. I told them my mom said I had crazy eyes if I had too much sugar or red dye 40, in my youth. They were like “WE have never seen your crazy eyes, we want to see them LOL”
That is some Skibidi Ohio Rizz, right?
No, really. They are saying that they want to see me in poor mental health in so many words. Dont you think? It seems like there are people out there who like to see other people go off the rails. I therefore question THEIR mental health.
Do you have any people like this in your life? People who want to see you in your less presentable moments?
Midwest Degen
-Erotic, exotic, and a little psychotic.
Not really. I saw that on a keychain at Spencer’s in the early 2000’s. Ramble, ramble, ramble…
Not crazy, but I can do 2 eyeball “tricks” that some find amusing while others find vaguely off putting.
The first starts by looking over to one side, say to my left, then while keeping my right eye looking left I can move my left eye all the way to the right so I’m now cross-eyed, then keeping the left eye hard right, move my right eye all the way to the right, and then reversing the direction and going back the other way.
The second is similar but starts by rotating both eyes to look up as far as possible, then bringing them to look down as far as possible, but in the middle to either go cross-eyed again, or to move them so both are looking out to their respective sides. This is the one that more people find disturbing for some reason.
I’ve never been able to move them independently in the vertical plane, one up and the other down.
I usually get a mild headache doing either for more than about 10 seconds, but I’m a slave to my art. I’ll have to check out the movie again, haven’t seen it in many years.
A friend can make his eyeballs jiggle, vibrating short distances side to side very rapidly. It looks like he’s holding a powerful vibrator to his temple and the pulses are travelling straight to his eyes. He can’t really explain how he’s doing it, and I’ve never been able to. I got him to try walking forward while doing it and he nearly tripped onto his face.
